Today, I was in the basement at my grandma's house. The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's a laundry chute that goes down to the basement. I looked through the chute to see if the bathroom light was on. A pair of shitty underpants came down and landed in my face. They were my grandma's. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML
Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Today, I was doing laundry when my downstairs neighbour knocked on my door and handed me some knickers. Apparently, it had flown off the clothesline and landed on his head while he was sweeping outside. FML
Today, while at my friend's house, I decided to climb up on a shelf and pounce on him when he came back downstairs. When I heard someone coming, I assumed it was him and pounced. It was his grandma carrying the laundry. FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I got jumpscared, by my freshly-bathed grandma coming out of the bathroom without a towel on. FML
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FlyMeToTheMoon 0
LMFAO Hahahahahahahaha. That's hilarious, and so sick. Did you puke?
Envy_fml 0
That's really shitty.
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Comments (79)
malcolm1919 0
YDI loser
DrunkenLullaby 0
Well that's shitty...
sharkshaveteeth 0
Next time, do not stand directly under it!
x0xcarolinex0x 4
this makes no sense...unless if you were in the laundry room checking if the bathroom light was on, you would be looking down, so it wouldn't have landed on your face...
hecuva 0
many laundry rooms are in the basement if there's a chute so they would have to look up not down
crudeandrudeguy 29
Unless if you were in the laundry room checking to see if the light was on... Which is pretty much exactly what the post said...
AshleyRose784 0
Oh that's just filthy
wikifoo 0
Classic !
medical 0
I agree, FYL, but why would you need to see is the light wad on in the first place?
coheedandcambria 0
She's a dirty girl! Sorry you had a crappy day...
seb12992 0
FYL, and go boil your face.
rickyrescue 0
lmao at least it wasnt diapers.