Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked out of a job interview feeling confident because I'd really hit it off with the interviewer. He called me an hour later to tell me that I didn't get the job, since he was afraid we'd "get along too well and never get any work done." FML
Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML
Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML
Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML
Today, I went for a lunch interview for my dream job. The interview was great and at the end, I tried to seal the deal by complimenting my future boss. I said, "You're really hardworking. Do you always work on a Saturday?" He looked at me, smiled and then wrote something down. Today's Friday. FML
Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML
Today, I asked a guy out on a coffee date, and we started talking about our mutual careers. At the end of the date, he asked me if I had any more questions about job opportunities or any more advice, then shook my hand, and gave me his contact card. FML
Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said, "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him every day now. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The moment I walked into the room, the interviewer said, "OK, I will interview you, but there is no way I'm hiring you." FML
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Top comments
jessisaur 0
well at least he liked you
cLARiSSaisNOTW 0
well, at least you came out with an offer.
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Comments (64)
xXBlAcKxWiDoWXx 0
Dang, BigPhil's comment got moderated fast!
bigphill1333 0
Dude i know! Must be a record.
FMLJFL 5
What was it?
wruch 6
I'm curious as to know what it was as well
juliaaalove 8
don't complain! You got something out of it. Some people are so un-appreciative these days..
baby4mommy 27
you might have the basis for a lawsuit. there are a number of questions that are against the law to ask during a job interview. Asking about marital or relationship status is not allowed, and actionable. at the very least report it to his companies HR department. they might even offer you a job just to avoid a lawsuit.
chands 0
sue sue sue!!! the American way!!!!
Zebidee 9
I know that OP is from the US, so your point is completely valid, but as an interesting note, here in Germany, your employer needs to know your religion and marital status so they can pay you the right amount. Church tax is taken directly from your pay, and there is a variable scale for people depending on gender and marital status - a married man takes home more money than a single woman on the same pay scale. An atheist takes home more money than a Christian. Bizarre.
rave_noises 0
Thanks for the information, I feel compelled to research this more thoroughly. Very interesting. Thanks :)
phatdaddy62 23
Blow him or you'll blow the interview!
supremetoast58 0
saying your phat hasn't been cool since the 1980's grandpa
RosiePatosie 0
Seduce him! hahah kidding.
theonlysweetpea 10
Yeah, cuz any girl wants to date the pig that wouldn't hire her!
ripjohnlennon 5
explain to me how she is a pig
amayaa_fml 7
you should have haggled some :D
Sadochan 0
What's so bad about? Be glad he likes you.
Dejaay 2
haha, so did he get a job? ;)
gatiivs 3
wow i wonder how did he tell that. Umm no sorry you are not getting the job but hey wanna go on a date?