Today, I tried to befriend the lonely boy who sits at the end of my table at lunch. He always sleeps or does homework during lunch. I walked over to him, tripped, and spilled my open bottle of water on his jeans. I apologized profusely and wiped off his pants with napkins. He got hard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a rush to get my lunch for work. I quickly opened my fridge to grab it, and accidentally knocked over a beer, spilling a little on my pants. I told myself I'd spray them in the car. I forgot, and when I got into work, someone sat down and commented that they smelled beer. The person was a student. FML
Today, I was at a fancy restaurant. I was drinking some water when I noticed a hot guy eating alone at another table waving at me. I smiled back, but had forgotten to swallow the water so it dribbled out of my mouth all over my shirt. FML
Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML
Today, trying to be nice, I sat with the lonely kid at lunch. While eating, he started laughing and showed me his hit list. I was at the top. FML
Today, I was in class with a water bottle on my desk. I was on my phone not paying attention, when some girl knocked it over by accident. I went to grab it, even though it was in the corner of my eye. I caught the bottle of water but I also happened to grab her ass at the same time. FML
Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML
Today, I was in music class and I was reaching for the pen I'd dropped, I tilted myself, gripping my left hand on the table, and the person beside me pulled my arm for some reason, and my face fell into their lap. Right on the crotch. It reeked of sweat. FML
Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML
Today, the cute boy in my biology class I had been crushing on invited me over to study for a huge test. Once I got to his house, I really had to use the bathroom. I ended ending up taking a huge dump and clogging up his toilet. He had to come plunge it for me. FML
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Sipos 0
That's a lovely thing to do but... Poor guy. I bet he's really embarrassed. I don't think it's anything personal, having a good looking girl rub your crotch makes most guys hard. You should definitely talk to him again and apologize.
Raceta 5
Today, I was sitting at the end of the table quietly doing my homework, when some random chick comes up and spills water all over my pants. Not only does she do that, but she then proceeds to rub the water off of my crotch... what can I do but watch the look of horror come over her face as she feels me grow hard. FML
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Comments (90)
juicebahx 0
Now's your chance! Swoop in! You'll be really good friends after that. :]
bbycakes13 0
hahah wiin :)
Raceta 5
Today, I was sitting at the end of the table quietly doing my homework, when some random chick comes up and spills water all over my pants. Not only does she do that, but she then proceeds to rub the water off of my crotch... what can I do but watch the look of horror come over her face as she feels me grow hard. FML
XxAngel77xX 0
WIN XD
vanillapup 0
Lmfao!
anynonymous_fml 0
I think that's the reason why he has no friends...
aceman1992 9
because he gets hard when a girl rubs his crotch? that makes him normal if anything.
gars56 5
Damn! I pushed the down thumb by accident. Sorry ace!
thecman25 14
you dont even need to reply
xsouldeath 2
Every since I read this post I've been PRAYING that a girl will spill water on my pants at college and do the same thing to me.... Well in particular one of the few gorgeous girls at the school let's see there is her, her, .. Um.. Her.. her.. 5 girls who meet my high standards lol Now take the probability of one of them being all alone around me in the cafeteria .. And bam! That's why I'm single.. Lol.
xsydbabyx 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Is he hot? WELL is he?! I mean, if you're a guy that's awkwaaard. But yea be flattered if he's a guy, you're a girl. That's usually a sign that some part of him likes you if you know what I mean (: - S.
Eladar 0
you should have cleaned it up with your tongue =p and then not stopped
genki008 0
the high school sexual tension here is rich
Mewtwo_fml 1
OP: You started, you should be required to finish the job.
Emptypot 0
Hey, free hand job. *shrug* He's a boy! Boys get aroused by that kinda thing.
Boowah 0
#30 - WTF? hahaha, youre my hero!