Today, instead of spending New Year's Eve having a romantic night out with my fiancé as we'd planned, I'm spending it sitting beside him in the hospital because his friends convinced him to go off-road ghost-riding in the dead of night. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's New Year's Eve. My husband and I weren't invited to any parties, and we don't have a sitter to be able to go out by ourselves. Instead, I'm watching "Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2" on the Disney channel with our 5-year-old, and my husband has passed out on the couch from sheer boredom. FML
Today, my wife and I decided to celebrate Christmas Eve with her side of the family. When we arrived at her parents' house, I heard her mother say that Christmas miracles don't exist since my wife brought me along. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
Today, I returned to my apartment to find everything reduced to ashes, hidden in black clouds of smoke. Turns out there was a blackout, and my fiancé lit a candle on top of a stack of all our wedding papers. When he smelled the smoke, he got hungry for a taco and left instead of calling 911. FML
Today, as I was planning my impending nuptials with my fiancé, my sister jokingly told him it's not too late to call it off. He took her seriously and bailed. He won’t answer my calls. FML
Today, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concluded that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, after waiting 3 months until my friend's wedding was done being celebrated, I announced my engagement. My newlywed friend bitched me out for "stealing" all of the attention and being selfish. FML
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ImWhiteBoy_WhoRU 10
Think very hard before you reproduce with this man
MichaelDeSanta 20
What is off road ghost riding?
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Comments (110)
olpally 33
Ghost rider, eh? What a stupid thing to do and his friends are very immature.
Pesticides 19
fun and immaturity are two different things
worldclassrager 41
It's always fun until someone gets hurt...
Rainhawk94 27
Chicken Butt
TheCrispyCat 20
... really?
cyttex 13
Then it's more fun 14
KSer4lifeee 8
I'm glad you're still with him and not so mad you're leaving him alone at the hospital. on the bright side he is your fiance so you have a lifetime of New Year's to spend with him and this one will just be a good story to tell to family one day.
armonicavita 13
With friends like these who needs enemies
fooltemptress 36
What a way to ring in the New Year! I hope it doesn't set a trend for 2014.
ss521 12
Well atleast you're together :)
ReignInBlood 11
Man, that really sucks. Hopefully he's not that stupid ALL the time...
JokersHQ 21
Wow. That's really terrible. At least he'll be ok though, right? I mean it could have been a lot worse, right?
buckdharma 38
Yippie Yi Aaay. Yippie Yi O.P. Ghost riders in Junior High.
steelerguy43 21
Uhh