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Schubey This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff North Bay, Canada

Happy Birthday

Today, I woke up to my dad telling me that we're going to Disneyland. Apparently, by "we" he meant him and my mom. They did, however, make a point to say "Happy birthday!" before they left. FML

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ICastillo 25

Well that sucks throw a big ass house party while they are gone. Not as good as Disney land but still get to have fun.

NoisyNykkii 10

Go to Six Flags on his birthday! Ah revenge, it's sweet.

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Comments (106)

Tempest559 12

Disneyland sucks, I was almost successfully kidnapped from there when I was very young. Maybe your parents will have better luck with getting kidnapped themselves

trina101 0

That's terriable!

dhumphries 9

That's horrible!!

monkeyhead641 6

Your Parents should take you on all there vacations why. You need to learn that people like to do things without taking everyone. Your birthday dosent mean everyone should do what you want. Asshole

THE_A_TEEN 28

Oh good, with your logic, i should conveniently go my vacation on my kid's birthday and forget about them. Screw the day my kid was pushed out of my wife's ******, it should be about ME!/Sarcasm

Quikraptor 8

Aww, does boo-boo need a birfday to feel bettuh? Someone seems butthurt mommy and daddy didn't take them on trips. FYL OP, don't listen to this joker.

monkiki62 5

Worst parents ever. Throw a massive house party and scatter Disney party favors around the house so when they come n see it they will feel salty for not bringing u.

HappyJello 7

That's just cruel.

Raider4life15 2

Bitch move level douchebag.. Sorry OP that sucks :(

titans617230 3

Throw a project x party

nightowl713 25

There are only 2 possible motives behind your parents doing this and only one reasonable outcome. 1- they are in fact ass holes, and you should throw a party to cheer yourself up. 2- they are the most awesome parents ever, and want you to throw a party while they are away, which you should take advantage of. So, PARTY IT IS!!! Happy birthday day OP!

BigSexy123 11

I love you.

Fleurygirl 7

Awww, we all love OP :)