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Schubey This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff North Bay, Canada

Happy Birthday

Today, I woke up to my dad telling me that we're going to Disneyland. Apparently, by "we" he meant him and my mom. They did, however, make a point to say "Happy birthday!" before they left. FML

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Well that sucks throw a big ass house party while they are gone. Not as good as Disney land but still get to have fun.

NoisyNykkii 10

Go to Six Flags on his birthday! Ah revenge, it's sweet.

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Wow. Not cool.

Wow. Not cool.

Well first off--HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Secondly, I notice parents doing this more and more nowadays! I blame it on the economy and Obama!

Hopefully they were lying and were just off to prepare the surprise party...

I would be pissed

You should have made Micky Mouse pancakes to make up for it.

boutthat 0

That's was them telling u to have a party and get ******

Happpppyyy birthdayyyy

ShananaginsLOL 13

Ouch that's ****** up op

That's acctually really nice of them, unless of course you are either; 12 year old, prioritize time with your mom/dad higher than with your friends or don't like parties. They are basicly telling you to have a great time with your friends and that they will stay away. Happy Birthday btw