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Happy Birthday

Today, I woke up to my dad telling me that we're going to Disneyland. Apparently, by "we" he meant him and my mom. They did, however, make a point to say "Happy birthday!" before they left. FML

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Well that sucks throw a big ass house party while they are gone. Not as good as Disney land but still get to have fun.

NoisyNykkii 10

Go to Six Flags on his birthday! Ah revenge, it's sweet.

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Only in america!! American parents, jeez

Happy Birthday ;)

Wow, this is like an episode of the FairlyOdd Parents. Get revenge by throwing the biggest birthday party ever.

shaggan 6

I'd bust nuts in there shampoo and throw a party **** um this a reminder to all of u don't **** with people that are willing to bust a nut in your shampoo

KaelaKhaotic 5

This is the time for you to throw a party like Project X!

mega00ant 0

Burn the house down.

wtflawl 3

Yea I'd definately piss them off by throwing a huge party. But for real that sucks. Idk who would be that inconsiderate besides ur parents (no offense) lol sorry bro

YesyDidWhat 0

Happy Birthday OP! & I'm sorry to say this but your parents are f*cked up!

******* parents

You know what you should do, you should go to Disney while they're there and then scream SURPRISE!