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Happy Birthday

Today, I woke up to my dad telling me that we're going to Disneyland. Apparently, by "we" he meant him and my mom. They did, however, make a point to say "Happy birthday!" before they left. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Well that sucks throw a big ass house party while they are gone. Not as good as Disney land but still get to have fun.

NoisyNykkii 10

Go to Six Flags on his birthday! Ah revenge, it's sweet.

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Comments (106)

well...feel sorry for you

Happy birthday its your day, don't worry, more birthdays to come

Oh please, they wanted to go to club 33 I bet

Your parents can kinda go to hell....

Crappy parents. I dont get how some parents can treat their kids so mean. Unless they have crappy kids

I feel ya, bra!

Your birthday present was an empty house all to yourself. Duh! ;D

Wow...throw a party OP, make some long distance calls and order all the pizza you can eat

FireFlie07 20

Not cool. You can register at Disney to get in free on your Birthday. They wouldn't have even had to pay for the ticket.

ur2nvthis85 3

Or you could have just went yourself...It's free on your birthday!