Today, I woke up from a night of crazy drunken sex with a guy I had met at a friends 23rd birthday party. The lights had been off when we had stumbled in to his house the night before. When I opened my eyes today, the first thing I saw was his family picture, complete with his wife and son. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up, completely naked, in bed with a guy I met the night before. We were both drunk the night before and I had agreed to go home with him. The reason I woke up was that someone was knocking on his bedroom door. Turns out he lives with his mom and she made us pancakes. FML
Today, after a night of drinking, I awoke in the early hours of the morning to a sight of my roommate playing with my penis. FML
Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML
Today, I woke up naked next to my gay roommate after a night of drinking. Neither he nor I remember anything. FML
Today, I got drunk at a party at our house. At the end, my husband passed out, so his best friend and I carried him to bed. His best friend is stupidly hot and I get horny when I'm drunk, so on a whim I made a pass at him. He shut me down and later told my husband. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We then decided to come home, planning an intimate moment. Once home, I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I'd fallen asleep right before we'd even started. FML
Today, I woke up around 5am from a party I had last night, still quite drunk. This chick was lying next to me from the night before. I kissed her, and about a minute and a half into some heavy making out, she opened her eyes and said, "Oh, it's you." Then got up and walked out. FML
Today, after a long night of drinking and partying, I woke up in my bed next to a beast of a woman. At least I know I made it home safely. FML
Today, I found out that after drunkenly falling asleep at a guy's house, I not only slept-walked in his house, but I went upstairs into his parents room. And used their bathroom. I don't remember any of this, but his mom does. FML
Today, I woke up in bed with a one-night stand. We got really drunk the night before so I went to make a hangover-cure breakfast. Apparently he was so drunk that he didn't remember me, and when he came to the kitchen, he knocked me out with a pan and called the cops. FML
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lmmmr 0
Don't have sex with people you don't know.
kthxdie 0
At least you didn't wake up to his wife and kids in person.
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Comments (190)
chels1994 11
screw ya both
grace31297 14
At least you didn't wake up to find you both have the same family portrait… if you know what I mean ;)
512bigt 10
well if he got it in one night ydi completely. even if u were just banging its still smarter to know a few details bout the person. on the bright side least u ain't get the aids
Orchard 33
Personally, I would want to know if my husband was ******* around on me. I hope you found a way to tell the wife her husband is a cheating son of a bitch so she can get out of that marriage before he gives her herpes or AIDS
cwl727 33
Never have sex with a stranger.
thepersephone666 11
Maybe you shouldn't sleep with people you don't know, no matter how drunk you are, have some self control.
DeexBoi88 11
I really don't see why so many people are blaming op for this - so she had sex with a guy she picked up at a party? if she's single and wants to go out and have fun that's fine and her choice - the guy obviously wasn't and any blame is on him!
feytensn 25
There is nothing with a one-night-stand. Sucks for you that he didn't tell you. I am sure that if you knew you would not have done it. An sucks for his wife that he can't be faithfull
TexasGirl24 15
I find it sad everyone is calling OP a **** when she didn't know the bastard was married, and he's the one who cheated. I don't see one instance of casual sex as being something that makes a woman, or man, a ****. A **** is someone who sleeps with people while knowing one or both parties are in a relationship. I think this situation is better described as promiscuous. I don't think you did anything wrong OP, but you should tell his wife I think.