Today, it's the third anniversary of when I started looking for a new job. I'm still working at the job that made me want to get a new one and I haven't even had an interview for another one in almost two years. My Master's degree on the wall is looking more and more like a roll of toilet paper. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's been two years since I graduated with my master's. It's also been the same amount of time since I've been looking for a job. I got an e-mail yesterday from a company for a telephone interview which I was happy about. The day of the interview, my phone is disconnected. FML
Today, I went on my 56th job interview since graduating from college 3 months ago. I am 31 years old and I spent 11 years in college. I only graduated with a Bachelor's Degree after all those years, but I am still not qualified for anything due to how long it took me to complete my degree. FML
Today, I've applied to 300 jobs in the past 4 months, gotten 7 interview, 2 of which have gone to a third round and I'm still unemployed. FML
Today, it's been exactly 2 years since I graduated college. I make less money in my full-time job now than I did working part-time in college. FML
Today, at work, my colleague started to look for a new job. For me. FML
Today, I had my first job interview since graduating from university. The person who interviewed me informed me that not using my degree after two years practically makes it null and void. I guess instead of being a financial advisor at the company, I could always be a janitor there. FML
Today, I got my first job after having spent months looking, and graduating college in the meantime. I got it based on my pre-college qualifications. FML
Today, the job search agency that I use asked me to stop sending in my resume, as no one had hired me in three years, and that the situation was unlikely to change. FML
Today, after several long years, a lot of debt, and two great degrees from a top university, I had to move back in with my parents, because no matter where I look, I can't find a job. FML
Today, marks the 8-month anniversary of receiving my Masters degree. It also marks 8 months of depression and unemployment because the dream job in my field I was promised before graduation was rescinded due to COVID-19. FML
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cmotdibbler 4
In what field and where did you do your MS?
MrMaD_fml 2
revel in the fact that you gave even have a job, others aren't so lucky. (not me of course, I got a career, lol)
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Comments (151)
mponce12 0
You suck
Rykey 0
go get yer doctorate. :)
ilovewhoppers 0
this fml was taken to a whole nuverr toenail
Aduro 0
A degree could mean very little in getting a job, its just a piece of paper that you put some odd years and thousands of dollars into getting, but, sometimes, people with Doctorates end up becoming homeless, its in the realm of possibility...Its not the credentials that count, its the effort that counts...
okieraider71 4
I agree with 1: tell us your degree and we might help with ideas. Or tell you off.
txdiva 0
The military is always hiring!!! with your degree, you'd come in as an officer!!! Just a thought!!
yakturk43 0
atleast you have a job
hailphire130 0
u can make me a sandwich
Squeezeit 0
same boat... although I still haven't even found the first soul sucking job
Giorgio272 2
ydi for being a prick and general ass. get some innitiative and grow some balls. 1 app in the past 2 years isn't looking for a job.
ImaginaryFoe 1
One interview in the past two years. He could be sending his cv all over town and just not get the call to come in.
x_AbyssGazing_x 0
Something tells me he didn't apply for just one job. Oh wait, I read the FML. It helps to do so before commenting. =]