Today, I went to dinner with my boyfriend. After we'd ordered, I started to unzip his fly really slowly. As I put my hand into his boxers, he stood up to greet his mom and dad who were joining us for dinner. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's father for the first time. We were at a restaurant and my bofriend kept playing footsie with me under the table. When my boyfriend excused himself to go to the restroom, the game of footsie was still going on. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML
Today, I met my new boyfriend’s family for the first time. Unfortunately for me, his dad walked in to ask what we wanted for dinner while we were having sex. Even worse was that my boyfriend kept going while his dad was there, and his dad later said he was glad I was “the woman”. FML
Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
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checkyesbecca 0
And you would be doing this at a public restaurant? You deserved it, don't be so stupid next time.
e86 0
I hope you intended on washing your hands before eating.
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Comments (311)
drinkupgorgeous 0
Someone's a *****. You're gross and before eating, too? What if you had to shake the parent's hands? YDI fully. God that's nasty.
buhnaynay 0
Hahahaha @#71. I can't believe nobody pointed that out yet.
Savvy89 0
And I bet you couldn't wait to get your hands on some food and munch down your filthy Dinner!!!!! NASTY PANTS!
I_Go_Commando 0
that must've been AWKWARD "Hi, this is my boyfriend Mike, and this thing I'm holding, Little Mike.
Claeric 0
Today, I was a disgusting *****. I got caught. FEEL SORRY FOR MEEEE
wowfmlife 0
lol #49
MandM44 0
public is one thing (still kinda gross)...but in a restaurant? where people are eating? I'm sorry, but that's really disgusting. I hope they had long tablecloths.
xxyumtasticxx 0
tsk tsk..
Puolukka 4
#102 So what if something like this was part of a movie?! That doesn't mean it didn't happen to the OP and her BF... And to all the guys who called her a **** and ***** and who knows what...how do you know her boyfriend doesn't generally like that kind of stuff? My husband once told me that one of his fantasies is getting a ******* in a restaurant...so it's not like all guys think stuff like this is disgusting...and no we're not 16-17 years old... o.O
I_Go_Commando 0
lol 49 btw