Today, I was at IKEA with my parents. I walked away from them and later I heard the speaker of the store call my name asking me to come to the playground because my mom and dad were worried. I'm 18. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got lost at Best Buy. Meanwhile, my mom freaked out, and they called out my name over the intercom. When I walked up to the desk and they saw I was 17, the employees burst out laughing. FML
Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML
Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML
Today, I was in IKEA, furniture shopping with my dad. He was looking at one couch that was particularly small. I said "dad that couch is for like a midget." I look over to see a midget looking at me, sitting on the same couch in a different color. He definitely heard me. FML
Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML
Today, I was in IKEA when my friends and I thought it would be fun to play hide and seek. We all hid; I was in a good hiding spot. Half an hour later, I was still there. I texted my friends to see where they were. They all left to see a movie, and forgot about me. FML
Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML
Today, I received numerous text messages from my parents asking where I was and how worried they are. I was in my room, they didn't even notice me walk in. FML
Today, I went to Ikea with my family. I was wearing a yellow polo that vaguely looked like the ones the Ikea employees were wearing. Two dozen people came up to me, complaining that I was staring at furniture instead of helping customers. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy a new lego set, only to find there weren't any left in stock. I started crying before I could make it out of the store. Oh, and I'm eighteen. FML
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bnomis 0
Overboard parenting fail.
obnum 19
I keep seeing FMLs like this... Does no one have a cell phone? And what is up with parents these days!?
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Comments (114)
xroflmaoxd 0
Don't you have a cell phone. >.>
xkaokaox 0
Hehe pwned.
xanhorn 0
They were pulling a joke lol. I could see myself doing the same.
spaceheater 0
Looks like someone escaped from their leash! What animal is your backpack leash in the shape of? A lion? ;)
kellster 2
Hahaha. That's actually rather cute. :)
peazeful 0
#36, owned.
iBou_fml 4
man dont go with ur parents again!
MKC_fml 0
well, you're 18. You know that if you go some place with someone, it's polite, common and decent to give them a heads up before you wander off. By 18 years old, you should also know how parents are, more specifically, you should know how YOUR parents are. Finally, if you're moving out and they're helping you buy furniture, why are you wandering off man?! Stay with the money! pffft...kids....
Zic_fml 7
So, it's easy to get lost in such a big mall :D
AntiChrist7 0
never go shopping with your parents. IKEA, wallmart or H&M, doesn't matter. YDI