grant b
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Gun control
Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Dallas, United States
Today, my boss asked me if he could pay me in gum. Thinking he was playing around, I agreed. He wasn't playing around. FML
HelpMe1
Jakarta, Indonesia
Today, my boss told me to fire the unstable, former military, gun nut employee. He's been making death threats to his supervisors. FML
corey
United States
Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. He laughed at me and said, "That's hilarious because I was going to ask you if you could take a pay cut!" FML
vikts
Olm, Luxembourg
Seize the means of production
Today, I discovered that as thanks for my successful efforts to increase my company's monthly revenue, my dumbass of a boss has been awarded a pay bonus. He's wasted no time telling everyone about the sports car he's planning to buy with it. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
La Mesa, United States
Sure, come on in…
Today, while working third shift alone at a gas station, I had to deal with a crazy guy tripping balls and asking me if it was okay to bring a gun into the place. I don't get paid nearly enough for this. FML
Sudokori
Today, my coworker paid me back the $15 I let him borrow and we shook hands. Later, I was called into my boss's office, where he threatened to fire me for doing a drug deal in front of customers. The police are getting involved. FML
Anonymous
Tonight, on Asshole Bosses…
Today, I went to pick up my last paycheck, since I was fired last week. My boss said he wasn't going to give it to me. I told him it's illegal not to, and he told me with a shit-eating grin, "What are you gonna do? Arrest me?" FML
jobless
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Lay the blame
Today, a guy came into my gas station, showed me the gun on his hip, and asked me to kindly empty the register. My asshole boss claimed afterwards that because we live in an open carry state, and because the guy didn't point the gun at me, that there was no actual robbery and I just gave him free money. FML
Killmenow
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
MVP
Today, having just told me what a great job I've been doing, and how he'd really like to start giving me some more responsibility, my boss asked me if I'd sharpen a couple of pencils for him. FML
Anonymous
United States
Know your place
Today, I asked my boss for a raise. I pointed out that due to a technicality, if he hired someone to replace me, he'd have to pay them more anyway. He said he'd gladly pay more for "someone who knows his goddamn place" and made it clear I'll be jobless very soon. FML
Top comments
visiON123 0
Isn't that's how everyone is paid in Texas?
Valentina_Baby 7
And that's how you survive the zombie apocalypse
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theporkchop 0
guns never lose their value unlike our dollar
McGruber 2
I can't see why this would not be a reasonable solution
Grand_Cookie 21
I'll trade you jobs
callofdutyrox 0
awseum man!!! i wld just luv that
Onlynamethatwasn 0
awesome!
ryan190187 2
YES would be the correct response to that question pmsl
FluffyNinjaBunny 6
if you sold them, you'd probubly make more than your paycheck anyway
tjracer10 0
Definitely would have said yes!
bfaikey 9
Meanwhile, in Texas....
joeymo304 9
I'll go work for him