Today, my 15 year-old sister asked which animal rice comes from. She believed every word when my mum told her it's harvested from tiny cows in Asia. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my younger sister that meat comes from cute animals like chickens and cows, hoping she'd want to be vegan like me. Instead, she laughed and made up a song about how chickens turn into tenders and cows turn into cheeseburgers. I ended up being the one who got upset. FML
Today, my vegan sister told my kids where meat and dairy products come from, in a very detailed way. They now refuse to eat meat, and want to, "rescue all the poor animals." FML
Today, my mother asked me how pasta is harvested. She actually thought it grew out of the ground. FML
Today, my sister was concerned that her daughter (my niece) was sick, and hesitant to take her to the ER. I asked if she'd eaten something she shouldn't have, and she replied, "No, especially since we feed her the most healthy food we can." This was fine until I flipped out when she said, "We even give her raw milk so that she'll be strong." FML
Today, my mom told me that when my sister and I were born, the first thing my dad said was, "I hope they don't turn out vegetarian." I did. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school. Apparently, she was learning about the food pyramid and when she was asked to identify what she had eaten the day before, she said "dog food". FML
Today, I got home to my daughter in tears because her dad decided 5 was the ideal age to tell her the chicken, bacon, and mince she eats every day comes from dead chickens, piggies, and moo cows. I now have a vegetarian 5 year-old and I’m seriously worried about malnutrition and stunted growth. FML
Today, I found out that the so-called vegetarian soy sauce my mom has made for me several times has minced meat in it. FML
Today, I heard my ten-year-old brother say, "Are hamburgers a reptile?" FML
Today, I returned home from college and saw a framed picture of my parents and my younger sister on an elephant in an exotic jungle. I pointed to the picture and asked my mom, "Is this some photoshop job?" She responded, "No, we went to Thailand for a family trip, didn't we tell you?" FML
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Top comments
Darkness_Hate 29
She needs to read....there's a difference between being a naive person and an ignorant.
clemsi 20
OPs sister is 15...you would think that if she did have Downs syndrome the family probably noticed before now.
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Comments (69)
nournahas 18
Plot twist: her mom actually thinks that rice comes from tiny cows in Asia
buckdharma 38
Sister- Mom, when can we have some rice? Mom- When the tiny cows come home.
Sheepalicious 20
You can't fix stupid.
CaliCassanova 14
Hahaha friends are great because you can't pick who you were born with! Hahaha
kirbs19 37
It would have been cute had she been 5 :)
LIVE2SUFFER 15
Australians..
Saraishi 25
Does your mom want an ignorant (dumb) daughter? Because that's how you get an ignorant daughter.
jademitch 20
All I can say is ha! Townie
BLEED_MY_SOUL_07 9
Maybe you should get her an IQ test?
orsombre_fml 11
Your Mom is awesome! Must suck to habe an idiot for a daughter, though.