Today, after threatening my son for weeks that if he didn't clean his room, I would, I went in, equipped with a garbage bag, ready to throw away everything I found, only to discover dozens of empty bottles, two partially empty pizza boxes, Taco Bell wrappers, and cockroaches. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife asked our 17 year-old son to clean his room. Following up, he lied to his mom and said it was clean. After rechecking his room, he began to throw things and I returned to find holes punched in the walls. I went and patched the holes, after which he immediately kicked more holes. FML
Today, my son found a cockroach in his bed. I had to kill the thing and wash all his sheets and stuffed animals before he'd finally agree to go back to bed, three hours later. FML
Today, I came home from work and found that my son had taken every single one of his toys out and left them on the floor. Plus some goldfish crackers. FML
Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML
Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML
Today, I visited my son at his university accommodations and noticed he's clearly never cleaned it since he moved in two years ago. I tried cleaning it myself, but gave up entirely when I found what looked like mushrooms growing out of an old takeout container. FML
Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, so I made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informed me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML
Today, I cleaned my 21 year-old son's bedroom from top to bottom. When he got home from work all he could do was complain that the clothes that were on his "floordrobe"’ were "only worn once." This was my only day off, so why do I bother? FML
Today, I walked into my son's room only to be attacked by a swarm of flies. I'm afraid to go back in there. FML
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ktbird 0
Well that's a useless threat. "Do your chores or I will for you!"
SKRules 0
What's the problem? You should've known what you were getting into.
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Comments (162)
MF12 0
"DO YOUR LONG, BORING WORK OR I WILL DO IT FOR YOU!" hmmm. what sounds more appealing?
alex1432 9
# 31 you changed your picture, your even more gorgeous in color ^^
Wow467 0
so for the retard she meant Nything on te floor let i be a ipod laptop she was going to trow t away he cleaned that kind of stuff there so she could pick up the real trash, what a bunch of dumbasses
surfing4life 0
It could always be worse!!! LOL
Hermyoni 0
You waited weeks before finally going in their. I'd wait 1-2 days tops and if it wasn't done I'd strip his room of everything except a bed and dresser then tell him if he keeps it clean only then will he get back some of his stuff. Gets messy again and I'd take it back out. Seriously how could you wait weeks before even peeking in the room to see if it had been clean.
bmonehh 0
Look out for some other things. ;]
skyeyez9 25
My little brother is the same way. He's a disgusting, spoiled and extremely lazy ****** who gets away with everything. This room description sounds exactly like his too.
ttlyfmlduh 6
I'm sure he didn't even care
firecopy 6
a good parent doesn't throw away a ps3 they probably paid for...
turtle82796 0
YDI for being a sucky parent