Today, after threatening my son for weeks that if he didn't clean his room, I would, I went in, equipped with a garbage bag, ready to throw away everything I found, only to discover dozens of empty bottles, two partially empty pizza boxes, Taco Bell wrappers, and cockroaches. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife asked our 17 year-old son to clean his room. Following up, he lied to his mom and said it was clean. After rechecking his room, he began to throw things and I returned to find holes punched in the walls. I went and patched the holes, after which he immediately kicked more holes. FML
Today, my son found a cockroach in his bed. I had to kill the thing and wash all his sheets and stuffed animals before he'd finally agree to go back to bed, three hours later. FML
Today, I came home from work and found that my son had taken every single one of his toys out and left them on the floor. Plus some goldfish crackers. FML
Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML
Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML
Today, I visited my son at his university accommodations and noticed he's clearly never cleaned it since he moved in two years ago. I tried cleaning it myself, but gave up entirely when I found what looked like mushrooms growing out of an old takeout container. FML
Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, so I made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informed me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML
Today, I cleaned my 21 year-old son's bedroom from top to bottom. When he got home from work all he could do was complain that the clothes that were on his "floordrobe"’ were "only worn once." This was my only day off, so why do I bother? FML
Today, I walked into my son's room only to be attacked by a swarm of flies. I'm afraid to go back in there. FML
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ktbird 0
Well that's a useless threat. "Do your chores or I will for you!"
SKRules 0
What's the problem? You should've known what you were getting into.
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Comments (162)
masterblaster39 0
Snick.....will you please have an open session on FML lingo so everyone will stop asking "what does this mean"?
musicismything 0
why would you threaten to clean your sons room? that's like telling him he doesn't need to clean it himself. YDI for being stupid.
LeverPuller 5
Jesus **** you people don't know how to read. ONE MORE TIME. Multiple posts explain. My mother also made the same threat. "Clean your room, or I throw everything in it away." Very persuasive threat, in my opinion. Got me to clean my shit up, anyways.
musicismything 0
why would you threaten to clean your sons room? that's like telling him he doesn't need to clean it himself. YDI for being stupid.
perdix 31
So your threat was that if he didn't clean his room, you would do it for him? What are you going to do if he refuses to **********?
Zills 0
Win but then again I wouldn't want my mom to rub one out. I could get my friends mom that is a total Milf though.
curlgirl1311 0
haha nice one perdix(:
supremelyf_ed 0
FYL indeed. Does the lack of sentence structure bother anyone else more than the cockroaches though?
blueeyes24 0
Where does it say she didn't look at it the first time she told him to clean his room? Assuming a bit?
PurelyHabit 0
I'd be proud.
astro_plastic 0
Find child pornography, a crack pipe, and/or a corpse in his room next time, then submit the FML.
morella_xx 29
Cockroaches don't usually stay in one room. Since OP has been nagging her son to clean his room for weeks, we can assume she likes a reasonably clean house. Most people don't enjoy living with bugs anyway. Perhaps it's different for you.
astro_plastic 0
Oh I love cockroaches. I love them.
Foxy_On_Fire 21
he wanted you to clean it so when you say clean orbit I will he made it worse.