Today, after threatening my son for weeks that if he didn't clean his room, I would, I went in, equipped with a garbage bag, ready to throw away everything I found, only to discover dozens of empty bottles, two partially empty pizza boxes, Taco Bell wrappers, and cockroaches. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife asked our 17 year-old son to clean his room. Following up, he lied to his mom and said it was clean. After rechecking his room, he began to throw things and I returned to find holes punched in the walls. I went and patched the holes, after which he immediately kicked more holes. FML
Today, my son found a cockroach in his bed. I had to kill the thing and wash all his sheets and stuffed animals before he'd finally agree to go back to bed, three hours later. FML
Today, I came home from work and found that my son had taken every single one of his toys out and left them on the floor. Plus some goldfish crackers. FML
Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML
Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML
Today, I visited my son at his university accommodations and noticed he's clearly never cleaned it since he moved in two years ago. I tried cleaning it myself, but gave up entirely when I found what looked like mushrooms growing out of an old takeout container. FML
Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, so I made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informed me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML
Today, I cleaned my 21 year-old son's bedroom from top to bottom. When he got home from work all he could do was complain that the clothes that were on his "floordrobe"’ were "only worn once." This was my only day off, so why do I bother? FML
Today, I walked into my son's room only to be attacked by a swarm of flies. I'm afraid to go back in there. FML
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ktbird 0
Well that's a useless threat. "Do your chores or I will for you!"
SKRules 0
What's the problem? You should've known what you were getting into.
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Comments (162)
Oreogasm 5
gotta buy that roach bait. takes care of roaches in a heartbeat
BM13HC 0
I think threatening like "If you don't clean your room, I will" isn't a good idea... unless you found his hidden pr0n, then it was a good idea :)
yake12 0
in the defence of the OP.. I think what she meant is that if he didn't clean it she would by throwing everything out (a threat my mother has made before) such as his clothes, CDs, games, and anything else he may have lying around. so she probably did have the intention of throwing out his xbox
broke_otaku 3
telling your son that if he didn't clean his room, I would does not counts as a threat
evolutionsfox 0
Are you a parent? Do you even know what it's like to be a parent? Then shut the hell up and leave the OP alone.
saywaturcoco 0
www did u have to mention the last thing?? I'm soo disgusted now!!! yuck
saywaturcoco 0
wow**
saywaturcoco 0
actually it's why
jamjam12 15
im pretty sure the op means that she was that if she cleaned it, she might get rid of his things. i know i hate it when my mom cleans my room cuz she gets rid of my things like school papers and puts things in the wrong places and it takes me a while to find things. so the op really doesnt deserve it
AndreaHaha 0
lmao that's true i agree with number 13.
saywaturcoco 0
OP thinks her life is ******....if you disagree just vote YDI! simple!
yoitssabrina 0
what does "ydi" mean? i've been trying to figure that out for weeks now. lol
morella_xx 29
I was going to point out how it's sexist and ignorant to attribute any sort of irritation to PMS (particularly in a justified case like this), but for a site where "YDI for being out of the kitchen hurrrr" is the most frequent comment to anything a female submits, why bother?
yoitssabrina 0
all i did was ask,geez :P and now that you did point that out,i do feel quite stupid :P
greeneyedgoalie7 0
agreed Kidd, snickers wtf.... she didn't know, no big deal. snob
mezsed 0
oh wow snicks who thinks about removing the "totally"?
KittehSayzRAWR 0
Pmsing?
KittehSayzRAWR 0
Haha I was just wondering that.
Diddlesnoockers 0
Snickerpoodle is an infantile little girl with way too much time on her hands and a ***** sized chip on her shoulder. Take some Valium and stfu
BrassKnucklez69 0
YOU ARE A ******* BITCH.! it was just a question asshole
BrassKnucklez69 0
^-ment for snikkerdoodle or whatever the fckk she wants to b called