Today, a bird got into the walls of my house through a hole. I located where it was by following the chirping and scratching sounds, and drilled a hole to get it out. I pulled out the drill, only to find the drill bit bloody. Suddenly, no more chirps. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was woken up by a bird screaming its guts out. My cat had somehow managed to catch a bird and bring it inside. My 9 a.m. morning began with trying to catch a bird in my own home. FML
Today, the bird that has been stuck in my roof for two days, keeping me awake at night, finally flew out of the roof and into the house. As I was opening the door to send it outside, it flew straight back up into the roof. FML
Today, there’s been birds nesting in my wall since mid winter. They’ve recently started scratching at the wall as if they wanted to get through. This morning, they made their entrance. FML
Today, after a full year of work getting my house decorated, it was finally finished. I stepped back from the last painted wall to admire it and my neighbour on the other side of the wall, who was doing some decorating of his own, drilled too far and punched his drill bit right through the wall. FML
Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML
Today, I spent twenty minutes trying to shoo a bird out of my apartment. After finally getting it outside, I closed the window, turned around, and realized I'd locked myself out instead. The bird flew away. I didn't. FML
Today, I came home to find that my sweet kitten had gotten out and dragged a bird inside, where he ripped it to shreds. I found the bird's head in my underwear drawer. FML
Today, a hummingbird somehow got into my house. I spent two and a half hours trying to get it out after finally using a blanket to catch it. I run outside to release it from my hands, and it flew back into my house. FML
Today, a wild squirrel managed to get into my house. I can't see him… but I can hear him in the walls. FML
Today, I was taking a poop when I heard a window in my house break. Then, I heard things dropping upstairs. I decided to stay in the bathroom, which has a lock, and called the cops. Turns out it was just a bird that was trying to get at my fish in the fish tank that I have in my room. FML
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Top comments
grogers311 20
Well, you tried to do the right thing...
LickitungJr 8
It probably would've died soon if it was stuck in your walls anyway.
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Comments (154)
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Problem solved
happyapy 16
Why is this an FML?
PizzaDeliveryGrl 19
At least you tried. Still really sad, though.
buckdharma 38
If I could leave here by tomorrow, Would you still dismember me?
sushies1 10
Wth did you think was going to happen there!?!?
yesnid 2
Except OP Said he drilled over the spot where he heard the chirping sounds. It didn't say near, it said the spot where the chirping sounds were coming from.
Rapunzel1974 23
I'm sorry, that's an awful thing to have happen to the bird, and yet: You've created a new recipe for "shredded tweet".
cryssycakesx3 23
a bird in the wall is worth...
Federgirl 19
omg I feel sooo bad for that poor little bird...FYL.
Nat52482 25
Aw...that's so sad :(
weveallbeenthere 30
you tried to be helpful but failed. at least the chirping stopped.