Today, a bird got into the walls of my house through a hole. I located where it was by following the chirping and scratching sounds, and drilled a hole to get it out. I pulled out the drill, only to find the drill bit bloody. Suddenly, no more chirps. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was woken up by a bird screaming its guts out. My cat had somehow managed to catch a bird and bring it inside. My 9 a.m. morning began with trying to catch a bird in my own home. FML
Today, the bird that has been stuck in my roof for two days, keeping me awake at night, finally flew out of the roof and into the house. As I was opening the door to send it outside, it flew straight back up into the roof. FML
Today, there’s been birds nesting in my wall since mid winter. They’ve recently started scratching at the wall as if they wanted to get through. This morning, they made their entrance. FML
Today, after a full year of work getting my house decorated, it was finally finished. I stepped back from the last painted wall to admire it and my neighbour on the other side of the wall, who was doing some decorating of his own, drilled too far and punched his drill bit right through the wall. FML
Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML
Today, I spent twenty minutes trying to shoo a bird out of my apartment. After finally getting it outside, I closed the window, turned around, and realized I'd locked myself out instead. The bird flew away. I didn't. FML
Today, I came home to find that my sweet kitten had gotten out and dragged a bird inside, where he ripped it to shreds. I found the bird's head in my underwear drawer. FML
Today, a hummingbird somehow got into my house. I spent two and a half hours trying to get it out after finally using a blanket to catch it. I run outside to release it from my hands, and it flew back into my house. FML
Today, a wild squirrel managed to get into my house. I can't see him… but I can hear him in the walls. FML
Today, I was taking a poop when I heard a window in my house break. Then, I heard things dropping upstairs. I decided to stay in the bathroom, which has a lock, and called the cops. Turns out it was just a bird that was trying to get at my fish in the fish tank that I have in my room. FML
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grogers311 20
Well, you tried to do the right thing...
LickitungJr 8
It probably would've died soon if it was stuck in your walls anyway.
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Comments (154)
MissBehavin77 18
I bet the bird was thinking FML too.
PassiveAggresive 12
"Today, I was flying like usual when I randomly decided to go through a hole in the wall of some human's house.. now I'm stuck and I hear something approaching. FML"
EnderWolf1013 9
feel bad for you? **** that i feel bad for the bird.
LinkandSaria 10
I don't see why this is negative in points.
ZoroMiHawk 25
If the bird got into the walls of your house through a hole, why did you dig a new hole instead of widening the existing hole so the bird could fly back out?
stripepanther 10
It could have gotten into the wall from the outside. inside walls are much easier to fix than outside walls. I'd rather just plaster over and repaint the hole than replace siding.
sjbartholome 14
Well, that's one way to get it to stop chirping.
avidreader121 7
Oh that's so sad :[ well at least you tried to save them. It's thw thought that counts right?
martin8337 36
Bird problem solved.
thelee 5
Made my day.
Xeebar 28
You, OP, are a bird murderer!! Do you honestly believe a court is going to buy the "valiant hero trying to do the right thing" spiel? Yeah, good luck.
mcmacmick97 9
Yea I'm sure the bird's family is going to get the cops on OP's ass immediately.
FelixJC 14
I think he was making a joke. A pretty bad one, but a joke nonetheless.
mschmuty_fml 19
well, that's a bloody situation
thelee 5
A love story between the drill and the bird, so romantic.
Godsofdracos 15
Not really sure if this love story is better than twilight :(