Anonymous
Grifter
Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Wellington, New Zealand
Market crash
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
fmal
United States
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
no_service
United States
Today, my phone died. I plugged it in to charge and then went out to run some errands. When I returned, my phone was no where to be found, and our shovel was on the floor, muddy and wet. I then discovered my 6-year old son had buried my "dead" 200$ palmpilot because he had felt sorry for me. FML
Anonymous
Woodstock, Canada
Prank or brain melt?
Today, my son texted me that he couldn't find his phone, so I went to go help him look for it. FML
Dad Fail
United States
Memory man
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Anonymous
United States
My precious
Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML
fffemaleee
Waterford, United States
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
kat
Today, I posted my phone for sale on Facebook. Someone hit me up to buy it and wanted me to meet them. I didn't really want to drive to them, but I'm a mom of two and I needed food and some extra cash, so I did it. The guy asked to look at the phone… and ran off with it. FML
Anonymous
Cairo, Egypt
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
gunnerdog
Galveston, United States
Today, during one of my first days as a teacher, a student stole my phone. FML
Top comments
lukesick1 12
"This has been the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals"
manb91uk 22
I hope you sold every single one of that little ******* toys to make up for it!
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Comments (26)
rodfergie 18
Where should we send flowers for his funeral?
Tony K. 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Now this is the part where you get the belt and hit that little shit
Arcfelt 14
This is NOT the recommended course of action.
ThePinkPrincess1 23
My nephew and niece are in this stage, the girl will take her older sister purse full of money and give it to her friend for a happy meal toy, it's ridiculous.
tonyfan00 38
Who did he sell it to? A GameStop employee?
Wintermelons 19
Should have haggled better, I would have easily been able to get 15$ for it.
Christopher Luke 8
Grade A hustler.
unintended_consequence 5
Does your son own a trench coat by chance?
Chazzster 32
OP - I’m really sorry your son is so stupid. At 8 years old he ought to know better. Do be sure to track it down and get it back if possible. And that son of yours needs some serious consequences for this. I kind of like the idea of donating his favorite toys to a charity and DO NOT REPLACE THEM.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Well, sounds like that's a lot of allowances he won't be getting for a while. Not to mention a grounding.
T1A2Z3 35
Hope there weren't any special photos on it...