Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all that, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wanted to make love with my boyfriend for the first time. I wanted everything to be perfect. The CD kept skipping, the rose petals had ants all over them, and he couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I finally had the chance to have sex with my crush. Too bad I couldn't get an erection. FML
Today, after months of patiently waiting, I finally got my roommates out of the house for the night so I could have sex with my boyfriend for the first time without being interrupted. He couldn't get it up. FML
Today, after trying to convince my girlfriend to have sex for almost 16 months, she finally said yes. I couldn't get it up the second she said it. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, my girlfriend finally said that she finally felt ready to have sex with me. It ended up being so terrible that I only managed to get some pleasure out of it when my mind drifted to the thought of going to Olive Garden later and eating some of their breadsticks. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said, "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
burnquist764 0
Don't worry about it, pressure can make things like that happen. Relax next time.
jchansfan 0
Romance is dead in your world, isn't it?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (92)
cheyypaige 0
I feel your pain bury prob isn't getting it up. it's that I can't skeet
cheyypaige 0
but my prob*
post_insanity1 0
what are you a 62 year old virgin?
smokey420 2
your a fag just deal with it
cgysoccerfreak 0
dude, that's why they invented viagra
Nick_1993 2
usually if thats the case, it means your gay.
Mesocoollike 8
Haha, epic fail!
13Lina97 0
ell oh ell.
the9thcircle 0
aw. nervous. she probably found it flattering in a sense. relax and let it happen. the first time isn't as awkward as you would think. :)
christinarose 0
I disagree. My first time was with a virgin and it hurt for me but was good for him. And he lasted like 5 or 6 minutes; pretty impressive for a virgin!