Today, my dad interrupted my job interview with a phone call, just to say, "I fucked your mom." No shit, dad. FML
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Today, the phone rang, it was some woman who wanted to speak to my dad. “It’s probably his mistress,” I said jokingly. Turns out it was. FML
Today, my mom called while I was at a job interview. I ignored the call, but the interviewer was so offended by the fact I'd rudely left it on at all, that he threw me out. I found out from my mom later that she'd called to wish me good luck. FML
Today, after long day at work, I stopped by my parents' house to say hi. After 30 minutes into the visit, my dad turns to me and asks, "Did you really have to stop by while I was balls deep?" Apparently I interrupted my parents' sex time. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said, "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck me raw." It was my dad. He was at my boyfriend's parents' house and forgot his phone. FML
Today, while driving with my step mother, she attempted to have phone sex with my dad. FML
Today, my dad's boss called our house and I answered. He said, "Is your dad home?" I replied, "I'll go check." I put the phone on mute and asked my dad if he wanted to talk to his boss. My dad says, "Does that asshole not have a life?" Turns out the phone wasn't on mute, it was on speaker. FML
Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML
Today, my dad thought it was perfectly acceptable to ask my girlfriend how many guys she screwed before me. FML
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Top comments
Mercyfulsin 7
I'd suggest putting the phone on silent next time you go for a job interview!
HotBox69 4
Haha, that's ******* hilarious
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Comments (82)
fantasyworld 39
Next time leave your phone on silent.
anyoldnamewilldo 23
If I was the interviewer I would have let you finish the call and then shown you the door. That is very disrespectful and shows how you prioritize. I foresee a long career of flipping burgers in your future if you do not learn basic interview etiquette.
Epickitty58 29
I hope you didn't have speaker phone on
jacoposki 16
YDI for not turning phone off.
iAdamC 1
Well played
baristalbc 18
Why the **** was your phone even on? I wouldn't have passed on hiring you based on that alone.
Megan_alxndr 2
You deserve it for having your phone on during a job interview, are you retarded? Turn that shit off next time.
clair_brodie 35
When to leave your phone on - grocery store, at home, at the mall When to leave your phone off - a job interview
Preethik 17
Put your phone on silent mode.
radiocaf 29
Why would you answer a call in a job interview?!