Today, my dad interrupted my job interview with a phone call, just to say, "I fucked your mom." No shit, dad. FML
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Today, the phone rang, it was some woman who wanted to speak to my dad. “It’s probably his mistress,” I said jokingly. Turns out it was. FML
Today, my mom called while I was at a job interview. I ignored the call, but the interviewer was so offended by the fact I'd rudely left it on at all, that he threw me out. I found out from my mom later that she'd called to wish me good luck. FML
Today, after long day at work, I stopped by my parents' house to say hi. After 30 minutes into the visit, my dad turns to me and asks, "Did you really have to stop by while I was balls deep?" Apparently I interrupted my parents' sex time. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said, "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck me raw." It was my dad. He was at my boyfriend's parents' house and forgot his phone. FML
Today, while driving with my step mother, she attempted to have phone sex with my dad. FML
Today, my dad's boss called our house and I answered. He said, "Is your dad home?" I replied, "I'll go check." I put the phone on mute and asked my dad if he wanted to talk to his boss. My dad says, "Does that asshole not have a life?" Turns out the phone wasn't on mute, it was on speaker. FML
Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML
Today, my dad thought it was perfectly acceptable to ask my girlfriend how many guys she screwed before me. FML
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Top comments
Mercyfulsin 7
I'd suggest putting the phone on silent next time you go for a job interview!
HotBox69 4
Haha, that's ******* hilarious
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Comments (82)
Scorpio1691 29
You answered your phone in an interview???
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
YDI for: 1/ leaving your phone on 2/ picking the call
WolfLady 18
I'm sorry but YDI for answering your phone during an interview. Even on mute if the vibration is distracting leave it in the car or turn it off. Really bad interview etiquette to answer a phone.
MisterGasMoney 16
THAT RUDE ************
alicat13 12
Why did you answer a phone call in an interview? YDI.
mrmaddman 9
Brahahaha
Omniprism 15
Why did you pick up?!
Dgarcia2014 13
Yeah YDI. VERY unprofessional to keep your phone on during an interview. You must not have needed the job too bad. Somebody who deserves it will get it.
PainOfDemise 11
You shouldn't have you're phone on in a job interview.
heylosers 5
Who answers there phone during a job interview anyway. I think you deserved it. Sorry