Today, my dad interrupted my job interview with a phone call, just to say, "I fucked your mom." No shit, dad. FML
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Today, the phone rang, it was some woman who wanted to speak to my dad. “It’s probably his mistress,” I said jokingly. Turns out it was. FML
Today, my mom called while I was at a job interview. I ignored the call, but the interviewer was so offended by the fact I'd rudely left it on at all, that he threw me out. I found out from my mom later that she'd called to wish me good luck. FML
Today, after long day at work, I stopped by my parents' house to say hi. After 30 minutes into the visit, my dad turns to me and asks, "Did you really have to stop by while I was balls deep?" Apparently I interrupted my parents' sex time. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said, "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck me raw." It was my dad. He was at my boyfriend's parents' house and forgot his phone. FML
Today, while driving with my step mother, she attempted to have phone sex with my dad. FML
Today, my dad's boss called our house and I answered. He said, "Is your dad home?" I replied, "I'll go check." I put the phone on mute and asked my dad if he wanted to talk to his boss. My dad says, "Does that asshole not have a life?" Turns out the phone wasn't on mute, it was on speaker. FML
Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML
Today, my dad thought it was perfectly acceptable to ask my girlfriend how many guys she screwed before me. FML
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Top comments
Mercyfulsin 7
I'd suggest putting the phone on silent next time you go for a job interview!
HotBox69 4
Haha, that's ******* hilarious
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Comments (82)
MissBehavin77 18
I agree with the others, don't answer your phone during an interview and keep it on silent. YDI
ironichalibut 24
That mother-******..
hxnnxh 14
What your dad said was, well definitely 'something', but I agree with the other comments; leave your phone on silent. YDI
cactusprick 19
That was a dumb move but I hope you learned from the outcome. Don't do that next time! And double check and see that it's on silent or turn it off
gracehi 33
"And I ruined your wife's ******." No? *Hides under rock*
extremereviews 26
Interesting relationship
skittyskatbrat 19
Unless he also turned on your phone before you walked into the interview YDI.
LibertyLife20 20
Was it a phone interview? Cause his dad could of just picked up another phone and interrupted.
cryssycakesx3 23
that's what I thought had happened.
sweetbliss3 37
well it says "with a phone call," not I was on the phone and he picked up another phone
ahippienamedrae 10
And that's why you turn your phone off during interviews.
BoltTheSuperdog 22
Well, that was inconsiderate of him.