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Great input, dad

Today, my father met my boyfriend for the first time at dinner. The only thing he said to him the whole evening was, "Are you circumcised?" FML

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chels1994 11

Why would your dad want to know that...?

Or pervert fetish reasons.

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fthislyfe 22

He is worried about your boyfriend's health! It avoids penis cancer!

Haha don't you love your daddy?? :)

ShroomsOnAcid 17

65, Did you know mastectomies are the leading preventative measure against breast cancer?

HetaliaFreak 10

Hey, imagine the response if OP had answered the question.

good question. lol jk, i hope after he left u asked ur dad why in gods name he would say that... tlk about awkward bro

audiophileMom 11

The 'real' FYL kicks in, when you without thinking answer for your boyfriend ;)

It's actually kind of an important question. True, a bit weird coming from a parent. But I just started dating a guy who is not circumcised and got my first ever yeast infection. My doctor told me that is very common with partners of uncircumcised men. They have to wash better!

I believe he was just an dirty moron who didn't know how to take of himself. They way people (in this case mostly Americans) are talking one would have to believe the rest of the world runs around with dirty dicks.

He should have said "sort of.."

What does circumcised mean?

KiddNYC1O 22

Don't worry about that now, dear.

You are how old?

allanaskye 0

It means get off the Internet.

You'll understand when you're old enough to take sex ed

If he aks about your boyfriends penis that probably means he is okay with you two fooling around, so there is that if nothing else haha.