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Great input, dad
Today, my father met my boyfriend for the first time at dinner. The only thing he said to him the whole evening was, "Are you circumcised?" FML
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chels1994 11
Why would your dad want to know that...?
Sniperkid07 6
Or pervert fetish reasons.
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sakura_girl 14
And I thought the art of conversation was dead!
EvilPotato 15
Ya instead of asking if he was circumcised he should have asked his penis size instead.
yourlifeisbetter_fml 0
Shalom
Carbonation 0
Where did you grow up? What do you do? What are your hobbies? areyoucircumised What do want to do with your life?
ikickgingers 15
The FML's have been quite frisky lately...I quite enjoy this.
kitsune3 20
Agreed.
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Savra_fml 17
OP, that would have been one of the occasions that your boyfriend would not have minded if you answered for him..."Actually dad, none of your business...but he is huge!". That would have shut him up.
Damn_Hippster 11
That us a good question. Your father is a wise man.
EvilPotato 15
33 how is asking your girlfriends boyfriend if he us circumcised a good question?
Enslaved 38
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YoUglyMama 0
Wow...your dads a fukin racist.