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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Great input, dad
Today, my father met my boyfriend for the first time at dinner. The only thing he said to him the whole evening was, "Are you circumcised?" FML
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chels1994 11
Why would your dad want to know that...?
Sniperkid07 6
Or pervert fetish reasons.
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KiddNYC1O 22
He really sounds interested in your choice of boyfriend...
xbrit551 13
Uncircumcised penises are gross I hope your circumcised:)
Torva_fml 16
Skin is gross? You must be a freak if you think that.
SilverStarr 7
You're quite pathetic, aren't you? It's nature to have an uncircumcised one.
ThorneCrossed 9
Girls can't have circumcisions anywho
ShroomsOnAcid 17
What if a guy said uncircumcised vaginas are gross?
xbrit551 13
Dude u can get rashes n crap under those things if your like that coool. And vaginas can't be circumcised...
mcthaidevil 0
Actually girls can be circumcised. It's a removal of the ********. It's a practice done somewhere in Africa I believe.
RainbowHeadache 2
If you don't take care of your dick you can get a rash. Circumcised or not. Yes, until the late 90s in the U.S. it was legal to circumcise a girl's clitoral hood. (pretty sure it was the 90s) Please crawl out from underneath the rock you're living under.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Yes they can, 66. Yes they can. It can just be the ******** but can include both the inner and outer lips as well. Google is your teacher. Also, cutting off any organ or part of your body is obviously going to prevent any problems with it, but by that logic we can rid ourselves of all disease by just committing suicide.
RainbowHeadache 2
If I remember right they also would sew up the vaginal opening until marriage.
Enslaved 38
66 unfortunately you are wrong. Many girls (I believe in certain parts of Africa) have undergone this type of mutilation. 40 is entitled to her opinion. I personally don't think it but if she feels that way, she feels that way. Just like there are many people that would think a woman with a larger labia has a gross ******. It's just skin, right? To each their own what they find attractive.
effedml 5
82 - Where would their period flow each month? You might want to re-check that. The cultures that perform female circumcision do so b/c they believe it keeps their women chaste. Sex will be too painful to enjoy so they won't step outside their marriage.
RainbowHeadache 2
I did just look it up. It says they'd leave a small enough opening for their periods to flow out but not big enough for penetration.
sklorange 5
Your dad is a Neo-Nazi, and he just wanted to be discreet.
IntoTheClouds 42
Curses . . . double post.
Torva_fml 16
Your picture is a circle jerk of pencils.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
That's how rainbows are made, 48.
Torva_fml 16
I learned something new! How ******* awesome. That reminds me of an FML I modded... Apparently 2 friends were seeing who could cum first... And one ended up with a mouth full of "milk".... Although I'm not certain how this happened, I thought I'd share!
SCREAM4meeee 0
Well is he??!
LadyLol_fml 15
At least he's taking an interest
suprmidgt 0
Did he answer? Maybe he was trying to see if your guy was cool.
paige_autumn94 5
this sounds like a tactic to scare him away. Awkward!
cetlawizard 15
I hope he said...."yes sir & according to your daughter I'm 4 inches longer than you and twice as thick, now she knows how a real man's is supposed to look & feel like...not your 4 inch fun size" JK...your dad sounds like a closeted bi/gay or some kinda worry wart who thinks maybe your boyfriend will steal his wife. Just sayin...no offense intended .
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
I felt my IQ drop reading your comment
niamah 11
Because if he's not your father would have volunteered for the job!