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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Great input, dad
Today, my father met my boyfriend for the first time at dinner. The only thing he said to him the whole evening was, "Are you circumcised?" FML
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chels1994 11
Why would your dad want to know that...?
Sniperkid07 6
Or pervert fetish reasons.
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Comments (212)
TurdTickler4eva 0
Well is he?
hatersgunnahat 0
2 - Your picture frightens me.
xoconnie 8
i second that 79.
luvlyric 5
Haha fatbooth photos are the funniest. ;)
btstig 11
Nice 79. That was from the other day.
DKParth13 5
106 how do you know thats fatbooth!?
Iheartfunny 1
I like OPs dad he gets right to the point. Or in this case right to the tip
Choose_Wisely 5
106 - well played
trollfaced 2
'dad he's bigger than yours'
bwhahaha_fml 10
#2 gets a thumbs up just for his face
TurdTickler4eva 0
Who said its fatbooth
nahgemsoohc 0
2- grandpa, what big eyes you have:O
rexgar2000 10
106. he's quoting another FML.
chels1994 11
Why would your dad want to know that...?
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Religious reasons, most likely.
Sniperkid07 6
Or pervert fetish reasons.
Tadeusz_fml 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Muslim or Jewish?
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
OP say no he has a 4in foreskin
alteregome 9
Are jew serious?
kiddyup 0
your cute..
LolFMLnot 10
67 hahahhaa your not funny now go dig a hole and don't come out until you get wiser :)
krad204 21
117-Diggy diggy hole?
syfool 4
No, 67 question IS actually relevant ! You muslimit negative comments about him.
DynamicDave 11
Your father was rude to cut the conversation short.
hillbillyboy1993 7
117: i thought 67 was funny
HomeAl0ne 20
I'm guessing Dad collects dried foreskins. When he has enough he's going to use them to make a collage of Jerry Springer. Hey, I said I was guessing?
annaHU4L49 0
what the hell!? lmfao!
trollzmakemelolz 0
0.0
chels1994 11
pervert fetish reasons like collecting dry foreskin? D:
IntoTheClouds 42
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I'd be embarrassed if I were your boyfriend, especially if he isn't circumsized.
DjeePee 25
Why? Is not being circumcised something to be ashamed of?
IntoTheClouds 42
No, not at all. But it seems th
IntoTheClouds 42
No, not at all. But the father seems pretty intent on his daughter's boyfriend being circumsized that I imagine that if they boyfriend were uncircumsized, it could be uncomfortable for the boyfriend, not that it already isn't. I guess I didn't make myself clear.
Feklfekl2222 32
He might actually want the boyfriend to be uncircumcised (unlikely I know)
tjgarrick 8
Wether you are or are not circumcised has no bearing on pleasure.
tittymagic 0
171- how would you know? Unless you got circumcised after you lost your virginity, which is highly unlikely. If you did, I have the highest respect for you because of the pain you would have to endure...
bigfoot89 4
not true- the foreskin holds nerve cells that u get pleasure from. also from having no foreskin covering the rad your whole lode, the head is exposed and becomes desensitised.
bigfoot89 4
*covering your head your whole life*
Epsilonyx 15
He's just worried about the level of pleasure he'll be providing you with. What a caring father. :')
Torva_fml 16
Having more skin on your dick has nothing to Do with female pleasure...
doughertyz 1
That thought is mildly disturbing....
Epsilonyx 15
Torva, look it up. :p
liamcumby 4
Theres barley any difference. Sum girls even says it feels better
Epsilonyx 15
I've heard many girls say different, lol. BUT OKAY EVERYONE IS RIGHT I AM WRONG AND DUMB k
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Arguing over what type of penis feels better is akin to arguing what type of fruit tastes better. It's different for everyone,. Statistics are also irrelevant, because either your girl likes it better or she doesn't. Or, maybe, she just doesn't give a shit.
sheepie_fml 2
Uncircumcised is slightly better- less friction.
audiophileMom 11
102 - you certainly are. And a virgin, obviously!
ChrisTheCalm 9
It's not MORE skin Torva, it's the normal, natural skin we all guys come with at birth. It's not abnormal.
leadman1989 16
156 - Avoid speaking in absolutes some guys are born with out it. But it's recessive.
SoSickWithIt 14
Was he wanting to know because secretly your father is a closet gay?.... Or did he look greasy and your father wanted to know if he was, "clean"?...
LeoIma 0
I'm a circumcised non Jew
SoSickWithIt 14
I don't care.. :l
ih82bl8 2
R u Jewish?
bemylove123 9
Say "none of your god damn business"!
Spoonz 4
Would you really do that?
effedml 5
His facial expression can say just that even if he chooses to answer politely. Dad's a creeper.
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
That must have been awkward for your boyfriend.
usmcdvil 4
Well is he?
hatersgunnahat 0
Did you bother looking at number 2's comment?
Mayjay122 7
What did he ask after that? Are u bare or bushy? Jk thats really really awkward either way
zukinihudini 0
He did not say anything else, as it clearly states that in the post
Mayjay122 7
I know but I meant what if? Doesn't necessarily mean what OP posted is all the dad asked, it could have just been the ice breaker to many other awkward questions ya know?
Bladian 5
I'm pretty sure "The only thing he said all evening" means, "The only thing he said all evening."