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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Great input, dad
Today, my father met my boyfriend for the first time at dinner. The only thing he said to him the whole evening was, "Are you circumcised?" FML
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chels1994 11
Why would your dad want to know that...?
Sniperkid07 6
Or pervert fetish reasons.
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leadman1989 16
Your Dad sounds like a bit of a ********. But I suppose he just wanted to make sure everything was kosher.
louiseth 9
I heard on TV that cats lead to cancer. And margarine leads to cancer. And feather pillows lead to cancer. And aspirin. And wine. And coffee. And the pill. And short index fingers. And being tall. And facebook. I think the only way to avoid it is to lock yourself in a tiny room with nothing in it for the rest of your life. Oh wait no, walls give you cancer. Damn you media, damn you!
louiseth 9
That was meant to be a reply.. Awkward.
mrwiggles5422 4
next time, tell your bf to whip his dick out if he asks again. you can the proceed to give him oral pleasures
houstontxmex 0
Hope you didn't answer for him...
brendonuriepatd 8
#1 if OP dad didn't ask the question there wouldn't have been an FML
twofirstnames 12
Haha. Well my last name is Allison so people usually say it's sort of like I have two first names so I just go with it(:
Epikouros 32
What were you eating? Faggots?
Choose_Wisely 5
120 - it actually protects girls against cervical cancer. plus i'd wanna know too o.O
ArsenalFan12 0
Its a valid question
TJ1991 3
Not the SsssssSsssssss kind though.