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By balkangirl94 - 23/12/2011 07:42 - United States

Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML

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Friday 23 December 2011 12:02

"Well...only of you incest."

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angrynegro7 16

Saturday 24 December 2011 0:31

Hey! It's family erotica, fucko!

MommaFrog 8

Saturday 24 December 2011 1:03

OMG I think its my ex husband...

MaloPero 4

Saturday 24 December 2011 1:34

Balkan girl? :) You could also be from Kazahstan, Texas...where else? JK, greetings from Croatia:)

jameschis 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 1:34

Was it your dad ?

onebigkaboom 10

Saturday 24 December 2011 1:44

Was it your brother?

almighty_jesus 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 2:13

"who's your daddy?"

mryoyo9 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 3:06

Was this guy in your family? Then that makes sense

kitkatknicknack 12

Saturday 24 December 2011 3:42

Maybe your related

guerillazinsuits 1

Saturday 24 December 2011 6:36

Now that's just wrong.

iluvdavid 3

Saturday 24 December 2011 7:47

Incest is best

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