Today, I told my grandma my boyfriend broke up with me. She immediately asked if it was because I didn't put out. I'm 15. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my mom about her boyfriend hitting on me. Not only did she not care, but she got mad at me. I'm 15. FML
Today, my 65-year-old grandmother called and asked me to tell my boyfriend that she was flattered, but she's happily married. I have no idea what she was talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML
Today, I told my mom I broke up with my boyfriend because he wanted to have sex and I wasn't ready. Her reply? "Well, you can't stay a virgin forever." FML
Today, my grandmother said she's noticed that I've been very angry lately. She came to the conclusion that I "haven't been laid enough" and my boyfriend is "not doing his job." Thanks Grandma. FML
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
Today, my grandma gave me the 'abstinence' speech. I had thought she already left to go back to FL but then came into my room to tell me how proud she was of me to keep my virginity. I was doing it doggie-style with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
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Tripartita 45
And that's when it occurred to you why your mother is 30 and your grandmother is 45.
gracehi 33
15 years old and not married yet??? Why in my day, we ladies didn't wait around for silly things like a career and education. No, we had our priorities straight. Psh. You silly younguns. I bet you wear shoes and leave the kitchen too, you uppity girl. Go make that poor old woman some grandbabies right now!
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Comments (53)
Bearsmomma 30
It's possible granny was trying to be funny with the question, to lighten OP's mood.
soxrule 3
15 is generally the age in which most lose their virginity. Its not uncomman at all. In fact, let me help you...
orourkeda 7
did you suck him off?