Today, the only girl I've ever had eyes for said she can't find any good single men, all while sitting next to me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm single, as all the girls I’ve ever liked are either taken or hate my guts, and even if you don’t tell her, another girl would feel it, as if she’s a fifth choice at best, and might not like that. FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, the guy I'm dating came into the same restaurant where I was eating. He was with a girl. He sat at the table next to mine and didn't even bother to say, "Hi." I guess I'm single again. FML
Today, I went out to a bar with some of my friends. They're all in committed relationships, but every single one of them got hit on. I'm single, and yet again, nobody even said hi to me. FML
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Today, I went to my best friend's wedding. All my friends and their boyfriends were seated at one table, while I, as the only single girl in the group, was put on a table with all the other single people. They were all over forty years older than me. I feel like I have seen my future. FML
Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML
Today, after watching my roommate and her boyfriend be all lovey dovey for months, I now have to watch two of our other friends flirting as well. I'm painfully single and have been struggling to change that for years. FML
Today, while feeling sorry for myself that I can't find a guy, a girl on the talk show I was watching said, "You're never gonna find a guy sitting at home in your jammies with the cat." I'm sitting at home in my jammies with the cat. FML
Today, I once again listened as the girl I've loved for the past three years ranted about how she’s gonna be single forever and give up on dating. She asked, “Isn’t there one guy out there, just ONE GUY who will love me and cherish me?” When I brought up that I, once again, would love to do so, she rejected me; AGAIN. FML
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demix_fml 32
Maybe your just not her type ?
RichardPencil 32
"You could always settle for me!"
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Comments (21)
lfras18 14
she doesn't owe you anything just cos you fancy her
alycion 39
orz Why do people not speak up when they like someone? There are ways of doing it without it being awkward after. Unless if she’s turned you down before because she doesn’t feel the same, then ydi.
831curmudgeon 7
Well it would seem either you are not a "good single man" or that you haven't manned-up and made your interest in her known. Pick one and do something about it.
Iamthebanzai22 21
Dude, seriously, ask her out. Keep it simple, like; 'Would you have coffee with me sometime?'. She can't see inside your head, you know.
Iamthebanzai22 21
I think the problem is that you are putting this girl on a pedestal. She is just as human as you, looking for someone who will make her happy. She has exactly the same fears and insecurities as you. Do you think you have the ability to make her happy? If 'Yes', ask her out on a date. If you are scared to speak, you could even write her a little note. Make it original but keep it simple.
Jonkbaby 23
Time to broaden the horizens
Reggie89 2
you got stuck in the friend zone
Lola Rose Tyler 17
I legitimately hate people like you. Typically male you complain that she doesn’t “see you” when why would they see you that way? Especially when you make yourself their friends thinking that will make them love you when in reality women are not machines you put friendship tokens in until you think they should notice you. Make it known you want to be romantically involved.