Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my new roommate likes to put candy on the floor, let ants crawl all over it, and eats it. Ants and all. FML
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML
Today, I was extremely tired, so when I decided I wanted a snack, I went to the corner of the kitchen where the chocolate is, opened the garbage bin, and reached inside. FML
Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML
Today, I found some Nesquick Chocolate Milk mix in my pantry which sounded good. While making a glass, I got angry because not all of the mix would disolve. Frustrated, I downed the drink. When I finished I looked in the glass and realized the mix that wouldn't disolve was actually tiny ants. FML
Today, after losing a battle with ants in my apartment, I just pulled one off that was biting me in the vagina. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, I woke up at 2 a.m. and ate some chips that were on my nightstand, totally unaware that they were covered in ants. Now I have two swollen lips and my kid’s birthday party is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I bit into my pen and smeared my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
That's disgusting and you should feel disgusting.
captainfalcon7 0
I'm sorry this is just sad
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Okayitwasme 0
Fail
Bently24 6
So spending less than a dollar on another one wasn't a choice. I guess the ants gave it a nice crunch. That's gross man
Jaws1240 0
Was it Hersheys chocolate? Cause i would too! Shit I never waste a good candy bar!
whippymcdumb4zs 0
I had that happen with my drugs; but I just wiped them off and smoked them anyways. God I'm so addicted. FML
hateevryone 15
seriously, was it that damn great?
Snowbat4u 10
It is called: High Protein Chocolate!
anjtrg_1112 23
That's why they make candy bugs, OP, and I'm sure they have some in chocolate (:
poprox4life 3
It's your own fault...
megan_lovee 0
yu have serious problems thts gross nd honestly if yu did tht whhy tell people tht?? lmao well whatever I hope yu atleastt brushed yur teeth after:
MerrikBarbarian 9
yummy, extra flavor! well if you ignore the fact that extra zing it actually ant pee. survival 101, when stuck in the woods craving salt and vinegar chips, let ants crawl over some grass then lick it. sounds gross but urine is technically sterile. :p