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Today, I went on Facebook. The third post down was a selfie of my mom looking sad, with the caption, "God I need a good dicking." FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Corvo_Attano_4 12

24 July 2014, 00:43

*Dad likes this

Hpixiee 23

24 July 2014, 00:44

Sounds like time to unfriend your own mother

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Adam5858 17

24 July 2014, 00:49

You better hope she isnt friends with your friends!

GRubi 17

24 July 2014, 04:52

For half the mothers on Facebook, that's the whole reason they joined.

euphoricness 28

24 July 2014, 00:50

Shoulda offered to buy her a vibratory in the comments

SkittlesGoRawr 19

24 July 2014, 02:04

Please tell me you're joking.

Liiiiiiiiike 15

24 July 2014, 00:51

I have a pickle for her.

13ky13 20

24 July 2014, 07:32

Want a pickle for a nickel? How about five cents?

Mirakledba 10

24 July 2014, 00:55

Ew....Sorry OP. FYL AND YDI for going on Facebook in the first place.

meli1195 31

24 July 2014, 01:00

You're a special one, aren't you?

Shrike 24

24 July 2014, 01:03

So edgy and non-conformist, #15. Oh my god, teach me how to be as cool as you.

sunnyray812 42

24 July 2014, 02:16

#15 I'm guessing there's so many people like you on here because the FML community has been seeing more YDIs to those that definitely DO NOT deserve it. (Honestly, what's up with that? I'm dying to know.)

Jessj958 19

24 July 2014, 02:30

I'm curious to know how OP deserves it. The OP did nothing wrong!

Arwen_Evenstar 37

24 July 2014, 09:31

God knows, I've noticed early on they don't get more than about 10k votes. Though the older "Why did they deserve this?" ones have all got lots more votes are are still tipped heavily towards YDI. I assume either lots of people want the badges for lots of down votes, that the heat is really getting to people (it's very hot in the UK, anyway), or it's the illuminati. Probably the last one, they're responsible for almost everything. Apparently.