Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Mississauga, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
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Today, I went on Facebook. The third post down was a selfie of my mom looking sad, with the caption, "God I need a good dicking." FML
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Corvo_Attano_4 12
*Dad likes this
Hpixiee 23
Sounds like time to unfriend your own mother
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Stefanie88 24
You know you can hide people's status updates so they don't show up on your feed, right?
shessohighh 10
How are you supposed to know that someone is going to post something you don't want to see? Too bad OP doesn't have a crystal ball...
Zebediabolical 45
Is she hot? I'll be in Ontario next weekend for a couple days!
lewis130 9
I was so cunfussed. I thought it said "I need a good drinking"
MadisonDerp 16
WHY DID HE DESERVE THIS?? I'd cry okay don't listen to them, FYL kind sir. Or ma'am.
headofmedusa 15
Orcward
kysier 8
Ok, seriously, I think FML has some sort of issue. Countless posts are getting unusual votes, many saying "you deserve it" when it's obvious that's not the case. Not to mention for the first time I can remember, FML actually deleted a post. (The one about the twin sisters, one calling the other ugly).
notesz 21
I noticed that too, it's really weird.
Arwen_Evenstar 37
Oh, I half thought that was me going mad! For me, the 15 year old webcam stripper was showing twice, before and after that deletion, I wondered if someone hit the wrong delete.
stephypop 13
How does OP deserve this...?
underland 3
this totally made my day
fmlrulesBolt 14
Sucks to be you
slipstreak 10
Who even says "dicking"
alicat13 12
You just did!