Well I remember walking into my mom's room when I was seven. She was having sex with a guy. He made a good first impression on me. Ironically I liked him more than my mother.

TriggerFinger7 10

24 July 2014, 04:02

Well, can't blame her for being honest..though I do feel bad for OP, she shouldn't have had to witness that :(

kittina 22

24 July 2014, 08:13

She could be honest somewhere else though...

MamaChey 24

22 March 2023, 21:53

Who says that OP is a kid?

ihaveasushicat 24

24 July 2014, 00:43

She could have said she needed a good scissoring.

RenoTheRhino 30

24 July 2014, 01:06

..what?

badluckalex 23

24 July 2014, 01:16

is that supposed to be worse??

Hpixiee 23

24 July 2014, 00:44

Sounds like time to unfriend your own mother

thatkidmal 15

24 July 2014, 00:45

At least she knows what she wants

seemetrot_fml 16

24 July 2014, 00:46

Hope that it was a typo?? Looks like you need to have an internet etiquette chat with her.

shay_serendipity 29

24 July 2014, 01:10

I'd hope it was a typo too, but then I wonder what she would have meant to type- and there aren't many other words it could've been. So I'm not sure it was just a typo...

garebear61 14

24 July 2014, 01:25

Aha! so she meant *Licking. Lol other options aren't much better!

lil_ham1644 29

10 December 2014, 20:01

Kicking?

cryssycakesx3 23

24 July 2014, 00:46

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

how dare mothers need sex

awkwardology 23

24 July 2014, 00:58

This FML isn't about having a healthy sex drive, it's about broadcasting a really inappropriate and frankly unnecessary comment like that on an extremely accessible social network for everyone to see. Nana's going to get a really big surprise the next time she checks her Facebook. FYL, OP.

RenoTheRhino 30

24 July 2014, 00:58

No. How dare mothers say they need sex on social media for hundreds of people to see.

meli1195 31

24 July 2014, 00:59

I think the fml isn't that her mom wants to have sex, but that her mother would post her need on a public place for everyone to see..

GirlGamer12345 22

24 July 2014, 02:03

You didn't understand this FML Did you? For most people, the thought of their parents having sex or even a sexual desire is repulsive. It's not that she wants sex it's the fact she shared it all over Facebook for her family to see...

RedPillSucks 33

24 July 2014, 02:26

Kids do it all the time. Maybe she's just getting revenge

cryssycakesx3 23

24 July 2014, 05:58

I understood it just fine. she can' post whatever she wants on her Facebook. it's called being a grown up and accepting your parents as human beings. not really embarrassing or life *******, really. he* can hide her posts or even unfriend her if it bothers him that much. I bet anyone on her Facebook that's able to see it knows she has sex too. shocking.

slyde32 12

24 July 2014, 06:55

personally, I don't even like to swear on facebook, too many people that can see it (mainly any younger kids who may see it) so I completely disagree with your view on this being totally fine, she could have younger people on there, neices and nephews etc, I know my mum does, do you think it's ok for them to see things like "I need a good dicking"?

football98_fml 20

24 July 2014, 07:31

#7 Your comments make me lose brain cells

GirlGamer12345 22

24 July 2014, 08:08

@ 86 Please stop commenting. There's a reason you're getting down voted. It's no surprise she has sex. That is not what anyone is saying... It's just not appropriate to put on Facebook where everyone can see it..