Today, I passed a car, and heard a baby crying in the back seat. It was hot and no one was around. All the doors were locked so I broke it with a rock, cutting my arm and setting the alarm off. Only to find out that it was a realistic baby doll. I have to get 7 stitches and pay for the window. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my car window got smashed, because someone somehow confused the doll my daughter always leaves strapped into a carseat for an actual kid. It's a cabbage patch kid. FML
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML
Today, I heard a baby crying while I was walking down the street. I walked around until I found it. In a dumpster. I immediately called the cops, completely freaking out. When the cops came, they pulled the baby out of the dumpster. It was a plastic baby doll. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, I was mowing my yard when I hit a small rock, which hit my shed. I got done mowing and realized that it wasn't a small rock, it was my son's toy plyers and it wasn't my shed, it was my car window, which had shattered on impact. FML
Today, I bought my daughter a rape alarm after she had a near-miss with a creep following her to her part-time job. As soon as I handed it to her in the car park, she accidentally set it off and one of her coworkers put me in a rather painful headlock and threw me to the ground, breaking my arm. FML
Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML
Today, I got into a fight with the dryer over a plastic toy car. My hand is bleeding and numb, three of my nails are broken and I have a bruise on my chin. The plastic car is still stuck in the now broken dryer. FML
Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML
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leena24 11
you had good intentions... it was worth the risk!
Freeze_fml 17
No good deed goes unpunished.
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massivelyskilled 0
Wouw, well it was the right thing to do, many lazy dumbasses would have walked by, and done nothing. You are one of the few, true heroes of our everyday sir! Just too bad it was a fake doll, but i don't blame you, still heroicly done!
mcrxlover5 0
this sounds very familiar to an episode of punk'd...
TheBitchOfChuckN 7
The way he wrote this, it sounds like he held the rock when he smashed the window. I myself would have thrown it, but I'm overly inferring here.
swearmonkey 0
You should say u got bitten by something cool like a shark or a mountain lion. Saveing a doll isnt as cool
mcrxlover5 0
Punk'd much?
Zackerypeter33 0
At least you were concerned enough to take action quickly.
Chelseam2 4
My parents got me a realistic baby doll for my birthday when I was younger. $150. It looked so darn real. I threw it up in the air once, and a bunch of people from my church panicked.n
insanelyXnikki 18
They put themselves in the situation. Kudos to you for being a decent person.
mullisupreme 16
as a mother i thank you for your effort and hope this experience is not slowing it down!
littlexlune 16
You realize that glass can cut a baby too, right? Not just some dumbasses' arm?