Today, it was my first day of school as a freshman. I soon became lost so I asked a senior for directions to my class. They smiled at me and said, "It's on the third floor to the right." After ten minutes of walking up and down stairs and hallways, I discovered there is no third floor. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML
Today, it was my first day of junior year and a little freshman scumbag pushed me out of the way for no apparent reason. FML
Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML
Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML
Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML
Today, I confidently walked into what I thought was my friend's apartment for a party, only to find a confused elderly couple staring at me. Turns out, I was not only three doors down from where I thought his front door was, I was also on the wrong floor. FML
Today, I started at a new school. It's a pretty great school, but there's only one problem: Everybody thinks I'm a teacher. I'm only a freshman. FML
Today, I attended an assembly regarding senior graduation. The assistant principal told us to look to the left and right of us, because those people would be our friends for the rest of our lives. I was the only one in the entire row. FML
Today, I walked into the wrong classroom, sat down, took notes for ten minutes, and only realized my mistake when the professor asked me to introduce myself and explain why I was there. I wasn’t even enrolled in the class. FML
Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML
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ihatestupidppl 0
Lol we did this to our freshmen too. Somehow we managed to convince a surprising number of them that there was a pool on the 4th floor. Ah high school.
cuppacake 0
Hey be nice. High school's scary. D:
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Comments (299)
nefertari_fml 2
YDI for not realizing it was a Harry Potter joke :D first book, Fluffy - if that could remind you
imajinethat 0
I love you.
MoobyTheCow 2
It's not a Harry Potter joke. That prank was around before your parents went to high school. PS: Your generation didn't invent sex.
LemonFairy 0
Build a blanket for in Italy with me? :) (Though I have to agree, third floor/etc. isn't necessarily HP related. But I can see how you'd think it was. XD)
LemonFairy 0
Actually, it's if you say "green bears" it will sound like gullible. Though I guess /technically/ it should work the other way too. :P (Off topic: you are comment 69. This amused me. *rambles*)
kurtsee 0
hahafucking freshmen
conjunctivitus 0
All the people saying 'YDI' are morons. IT'S A HARRY POTTER REFERENCE. You can all climb off your pedestals now, 'kay?
jazz2dasmith 0
guess what people did that before harry potter was conceived and he does deserve it for not realizing that there are not three levels not paying attention at orientation and asking of all the kids a senior... sophomores are 50% really nice 20% will ignore you or 30% mess with you. Seniors are 95% dickheads as they should be and 5% nice
enuff_crying 0
YDI FOR BEING A FRESHMAN
dbjb40 0
get use to it thats the life of a freshman thank god im a junior now
zzaacchh 0
YDI for being a freshman
barbroxursox 0
im a freshie too! :)
Mr_Trumpet 0
Me too! :] Freshies: Unite!
PoeticPixie 0
you seriously asked a senior for help? haha, have fun in highschool
BikerMike 0
you are fresh meat expect that kind of shit
Gingy_fml 0
YDI, For asking a senior. I was smart about it ask a teacher. I was laughing at a kid who was looking for the third floor when i was a freshy
Pandasaur 0
Would you like a cookie? :/