Today, it was my first day of school as a freshman. I soon became lost so I asked a senior for directions to my class. They smiled at me and said, "It's on the third floor to the right." After ten minutes of walking up and down stairs and hallways, I discovered there is no third floor. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML
Today, it was my first day of junior year and a little freshman scumbag pushed me out of the way for no apparent reason. FML
Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML
Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML
Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML
Today, I confidently walked into what I thought was my friend's apartment for a party, only to find a confused elderly couple staring at me. Turns out, I was not only three doors down from where I thought his front door was, I was also on the wrong floor. FML
Today, I started at a new school. It's a pretty great school, but there's only one problem: Everybody thinks I'm a teacher. I'm only a freshman. FML
Today, I attended an assembly regarding senior graduation. The assistant principal told us to look to the left and right of us, because those people would be our friends for the rest of our lives. I was the only one in the entire row. FML
Today, I walked into the wrong classroom, sat down, took notes for ten minutes, and only realized my mistake when the professor asked me to introduce myself and explain why I was there. I wasn’t even enrolled in the class. FML
Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML
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ihatestupidppl 0
Lol we did this to our freshmen too. Somehow we managed to convince a surprising number of them that there was a pool on the 4th floor. Ah high school.
cuppacake 0
Hey be nice. High school's scary. D:
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BennieNtheJett 0
YDI 4 trustin a senior
Xdanicat 0
Really? I remember that the seniors were pretty tolerant and nice to the freshmen at my old hs. Then again, I didn't ask anyone for directions because I used common sense and the map they give to new students. YDI.
eyeluvdogz 0
i agree w/37 most schools give maps to the new kids so they can draw a path from each class and besides you should pay attention when you take a tour of the school and in the event you still have to ask somebody look for someone you saw at orientation like a teacher or after every class ask your teacher how to get to the next class thats what i did. its also a good idea to spend a lunch period with some other kids just walking around and walking friends to their classes that also helped me one year because in my school theres a part we call the maze and by walking my friend to her class i found one of my own so i hope this hopes other freshman
ScaryPants3 0
Yeah, I don't think our school has ever considered even making a map for students. And there was no tour. Which sucks, cause our school is confusing with the numbers. But luckily my upper classmen were nicer since I actually knew them..
XOfiestypixie 0
Our school gave maps to kids who attended grade 9 day at the end of August. If you missed that, you were screwed. I missed it and I spent almost half of my last period class walking around in circles, and there wasn't anyone I could ask. (My school was fairly small at that point, so there were no random teachers or kids walking around at that point, and I didn't know where student services was)
ElMundio87 0
my high school had 3 floors
Wowzers0985 0
You should have known better. But yeah welcome to high school.
ElMundio87 0
I'm struggling to believe that so many kids in American high schools can be so idiotic. No, I'm not talking about the freshmen.
survivalism 0
If that's the worst thing that happened to you today, you had a great freakin' day.
Withdrawn 0
Wow, FYL. :| I don't see why so many people said YDI, the guy didn't have to be so much of a jerk. Btw, good luck with the rest of high school. :D
moonlight_daze 8
YDI for being Fresh Meat.
StudBoiAyeEm 0
dummmmb, duh seniors will fuhk wit u, its their job =]. i knew from my brother cuz they did that to him lol
fmh123 0
ydi for being a freshman lol me am durnk