Today, my now-ex girlfriend showed me a picture where she was 120lbs overweight and asked me if I would still date her if she ever looked like that again. Being honest, I said “No.” She broke it off with me because of that. Apparently I lack “good moral character” and “it’s giving red flag.” FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, I asked a girl from Bumble for a full body pic. She was obese, so I told her it wasn’t gonna work. She then sent a video of her in real time looking slim and told me that picture was from when she was obese, and she'd sent that picture as a “test of my character” and she’s “better off without someone so judgy.” FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was at a party and saw this girl who used to be overweight. She'd lost a significant amount of weight and looked so good, I went to chat her up. She immediately told me to get lost. According to her, if I "didn’t appreciate her at her worst, I don’t deserve her at her best." FML
Today, at the library, I saw my ex for the first time in two years, about 100lbs lighter and super hot. She’s engaged now. I asked her why she couldn’t do that for me when we were together. She replied, “Because my man loved me at my worst, unlike you. So he deserves me at my best. Have a nice day.” and walked away. FML
Today, a guy I know asked me out after me losing 75lbs. I declined because I don’t want to be with someone who only wants me for my body. I asked him, “Where was this energy two years ago when I was 75lbs heavier?” He replied, “Can you blame me?” And people wonder why us women choose the bear. FML
Today, my ex is bad-mouthing me, saying I dumped her because she got fat. That’s not true. I left because she completely gave up on life, no matter how much I tried to help. Not only did I get her gym membership, I even paid out of pocket for a mental health professional. That’s not cheap. FML
Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
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SAgirl 24
It's a crap thing to say, but I wouldn't call it misogynistic, lots of women dump men when they get fat as well.
JuneBleeds4 20
My friend, you were set up to fail from the start with that whole scenario. Even if you were telling the truth by answering "Yes," she'd have accused you of lying and the outcome would have been the same. The only red flag was her and the games she was playing.
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Comments (5)
copalolita 17
I feel sorry for any girl who ends up with you. What if she births your kid or gets into an accident and can’t work out anymore? Heaven forbid she gain some weight. You’re a sick misogynist bastard. YDI
SAgirl 24
It's a crap thing to say, but I wouldn't call it misogynistic, lots of women dump men when they get fat as well.
insertusernamehere 8
True, but the difference between a man and woman is that it is guaranteed that a woman is going to experience weight gain if they plan on having a family. Not sure if he wanted that in the first place, but if he, or she wanted a family, then she dodged a bullet if he truly feels that way.
idragosani 17
Yep, she dodged a bullet
BurnInDemonFire 39
She's right. Asshole.
JuneBleeds4 20
My friend, you were set up to fail from the start with that whole scenario. Even if you were telling the truth by answering "Yes," she'd have accused you of lying and the outcome would have been the same. The only red flag was her and the games she was playing.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Sounds like she was just looking for an excuse to break up with you.