Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into oblivion. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML
Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML
Today, I stood in line for one hour to get a new phone. It then took me 2 minutes to drop it and shatter the screen, and 2 seconds for the employee to look at, laugh, and tell me, "That Sucks." FML
Today, I dropped my Blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML
Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML
Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML
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fmlbaby_fml 0
That sucks!!! That lady is kinda funny though! lol
Tequilamockngbrd 7
Pat this woman on the back for making a joke! Then feel free to punch her in the face.
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Comments (251)
Polionixon 2
HAHAHHAH that lady was awesome.
MK1029 0
Why is your phone made out of glass? Even the cheapest ones can survive falls. My friend once threw mine up around 10+ feet and failed to catch it and it worked fine after falling onto tiling.
JulzKay 0
Hate to say it, but YDI for being pretentious and buying such an expensive phone.
perdix 31
**** AT&T! I'll bet they send out poltergeists, demons and fairies to knock your phone out of your hand to make you buy a new one, with "insurance." Everyone says they have the most dropped calls.
omghehehe 0
hahahhaha!!!!! ughhhh, its soo true!! sighh... i, an ex-verizon customer, switched to at&t just for the new iphone and the service sucks ass!! im in love with my iphone! what to do? sighhh.... :/
nokillnobeepbeep 0
Just jailbreak it and you can use it on Verizon's network if you switch. I actually prefer AT&T over Verizon and T-Mobile. Verizon treats you like a dirty *****, then pimp slaps you and takes your money. They charge you for the most random of things.
omghehehe 0
jail break it? does that mean break my contract? :D i must sound pretty naive! ohhhh ok, despite losing money on this, thats an idea. i will have to look into it. hmm, thanks! :) yeah, i heard about the charges too but i never had that happen to me. all i know is, i never had any problems before and could talk in places no other ppl could :) miss that
whogivesafuck88 10
Agreed. Verizon sucks. I hated dealing with them
youEQUALtosser 0
1. Unless you have a mobile made of glass, it's unlikely to "shatter" unless you drop it from more than one story. 2. YDI for not buying a protective cover.
i_stay_anonymous 0
Not real, phones can't shatter like that, even if it's a phone made of thin plastic that can't happen! It may get dents and not work and stuff but it CANNOT shatter into millions of pieces!
itak365 4
"Looks like somebody"...(puts on sunglasses) "has a dropped call." YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! That was actually a clever one-liner. Sorry about your phone, but the lady's pretty badass.
wyld3fyr3 3
and then "Bad to the Bone" played as the lady walked away
itak365 4
You win the internet. Good music taste ftw.
jonny2x4 0
Wow a CSI Miami reference. David Caruso rules.
itak365 4
I read it in Horatio's voice for a second. Makes the FML sound way funnier.
PhoenixElite 0
Christ i_stay_anonymous, of course it can't shatter into a million pieces, it's just a manner of speech. Still, a $400 dollar phone that breaks with a single fall is an epic steal. -.-
sodahhhr 0
YDI for using a Sidekick
brownies_fml 0
I can't believe I laughed at that!!!! haha oh and sucks about your phone! I've droped mine TONS of times and it never shattered! *it's pretty expensive too....*