Today, my 26-year-old boyfriend came to my apartment to spend the night for the first time. He brought a "blankie" that he insisted was the only thing that could help him sleep. That "blankie" was his ex-girlfriend's silk nightgown. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me her ex-boyfriend's hoodie as a gift. FML
Today, in protest at my girlfriend stealing the blankets every night, I actually bought myself a separate duvet. She stole that one too in her sleep, wrapped it round herself, and turned over so many times it disappeared under her somewhere. I went and slept on the sofa in my dressing gown. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, I went to my grandmom's house for an hour or so. When I came home, my boyfriend was on the bed, covered in the sheets and about to cry. Turns out he taped his ballsack to his leg and couldn't get it off because it "hurts too much." I'm 24 and he's 26. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, while visiting my grandparents, I used one of their blankets to keep warm. Later, I saw their dog getting busy with said blanket. When my grandparents saw my look of horror, they explained that he has "sexual relations" with the blanket every night. Thanks for telling me, guys. FML
Today, I woke up to a disappointed boyfriend. He told me he spent an hour last night farting on my pillow to see if I would wake up with pink-eye. He's 23 years-old. FML
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svalaedgren 18
Sounds to me like he's not over her.
CallMeWindSock 24
Well give him a reason to get rid of it!
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Comments (129)
mali90 5
He's a loser.
pssedoffmom 7
Get rid of him!
Bootzieboo 0
Wowed... Hope You had him Leave with his BLANKIE, and some Therapist Number!!! He's in NEED OF HELP!!
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
Quite an unhealthy attachment your boyfriend has... What a shame it would be if it accidentally got put into a charity bin...
WaBrewer 11
Done. Nope. Bye bye.
BadKitty13 28
Time to say BUH BYE --- Really ? ..... His EX's Nightgown. Dude has some serious issues that you should not have to deal with.
brinnablaine 22
Creepy, creepy, creepy. Seriously, run.
outoftown 27
Nope. it gets worse. Option 4: He asks OP to wear it. 4a. OP is just the right size. 4b. The ex disappeared mysteriously, leaving just fuzzy mules behind. Anybody for option 5?
gpg5 19
At least he didn't wear it. He didn't wear it, right?
ShitHappens12318 10
Until I read the last line I thought he was being really cute! Never mind..