Today, I was painting the garage door. After 3 hours, I finally finished the job. As I was walking back inside, accidentally pressed the button that opens and closes the garage door. Not only did the paint job get messed up as it went up, the paint also dripped onto my parents' brand new car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband has been painting our house all weekend and plans to finish the job after work today. I decided to surprise him by completing the job myself. Painting the last window frame, I dropped the open tin of white paint, right onto our car roof. FML
Today, after double-checking to make sure the garage door was completely open, I backed my car into it. FML
Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML
Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that you shouldn't try to open a can of paint with a screwdriver. The lid flew off, and my kitchen floor now looks like an abstract art painting, which I could probably call, "Various blue splodges on wood canvas." FML
Today, I backed into our new garage door. The same new garage door that we purchased because I broke our old one by backing into it. FML
Today, my old ass garage door got bent while I was trying to close it. I broke nearly all of my fingernails trying to force it back into place. Time to get a new garage door. FML
Today, I was painting my mom's house, which so far had taken 12 hours over two days. All of a sudden there was a wind storm. All of the leaves stuck to the wet paint. FML
Today, I spent the afternoon painting my bedroom and was really pleased with how it turned out. When I moved the furniture back, I noticed a large patch behind the wardrobe I'd missed. The paint shop had closed, and I had no idea which shade I'd used. FML
Today, I was painting my room. I told my mom not to open the door because I was on a ladder just behind it, with a paint can perched atop. She barged in to ask me what I'd said. FML
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maxson_fml 0
Couldn't you just have pressed it again to make it stop?
log1k 3
wow.. 3hrs to paint a garage door? lol.. anywho, YDI ^_^
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Comments (73)
cinderella_smile 0
i agree with 1 an 2
jma1123 0
FYL ? FY parents life . Their car has paint on it . You have to repaint a garage door . Big woop . (:
Tmccray 0
Isn't there a site for stupid people like you? I don't believe this for a second. How thick was your "Dripping Paint"? Damn Your full of shit.
DieterDerBlau 0
wait, it took you three hours and the paint was DRIPPING?!?!?!? WTF?!?!?! Go hire someone who knows what they're doing next time...
prozoro 0
how the hell do you accidentaly hit the button?
rakhil11 7
lol at 10, scraping paint off a car with a coin *chuckle* and...you're...not the brightest pickle in the jar...........................
Poepiepiesie 3
Next time park outside.
fabul0us_fml 2
nice!
maxamus951852 3
LOL i like how ppl are blaming the parents for this kids stupidity..