Today, my boss is now so comfortable with me that she doesn't even try to hide the fact that she goes digging for gold in her nose through every conversation we have. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, thinking that I was alone at work, I started rummaging through my nose, trying to find something interesting. It was only after about a minute that I noticed that my boss was looking straight at me. FML
Today, my new office mate offered to let me smell her deodorant. This was after clipping her nails, before pulling out her needle point project, and while complaining how overworked she is. FML
Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
Today, I realized that my boss is able to read all the emails my coworker and I send each other. Most of them are about how she is such a shitty boss. FML
Today, I found out my boss likes to shit talk about me when I'm not around. The best part is that I don't know what I've done to piss him off. FML
Today, I shouldn't have told my boss that I was interested in management. She now throws any problem she doesn't want to solve at me and either gets mad when I can't work it out or takes credit when I do. FML
Today, I went to my boss with concerns that my manager is dumping her responsibilities on me. He agreed and told me to just do whatever she wants. She gets paid twice as much as me to talk on her cellphone all day. FML
Today, my boss keeps pointing out similarities between his wife and me. I genuinely dislike her, and have feelings for him. FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
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MrScootyPuffSr 16
From the boss: today I was so desperate to get out of a conversation with my employee that I blatantly picked my nose in the most disgusting way possible. It didn't work. FML.
PuppiesKisses 19
I'd hand her a tissue.
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Comments (29)
Xion0014 20
Is she also the one who picked their nose during a meeting?
spicyburrito 18
You work in a gold mine or something?
peacheso 31
No, spicyburrito, its a metaphor for 'picking ones nose'.
igg125 30
That's not lady like.
gobiteme2 34
So you are saying it's a manly thing to do.
Luxxi 18
Maybe she'll pick enough gold to give you a raise
extinct_dodo 18
Wish I could upvote more than once
aliciousness116 16
Maybe she's testing your patience to see how long you would endure it, and then one day, hug you with the same hands she stuck in her nose looking for gold. :P
dirty_dan_ 15
Dude that's gross but maybe a bug flew in there. It happened to my brother. Didn't believe him until a little bug was in his hand
stardustjunkie 12
The CEO where i once worked picked their nose and ate it while they were deep in conversation with me. You don't know where to look or how to react!
mr_sarcastic416 29
Have you tried saying something (as they're doing it?)