Today, I was listening to my iPod while changing the diaper on my baby. One earbud fell out of my ear and onto the changing table so I quickly picked it up without looking and put it back in my ear, only to realize the headphone had fallen onto more than a table. I now have brown earphones. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was listening to my music on my phone through my Bluetooth wireless headphones. While listening, I turned my music and the power on my headphones off for a bit. I thought I'd lost them when I got home. They were so loosely fit over my ears that I felt like an idiot when I realized they were still on my head. FML
Today, I got new AirPods. As I was sitting on the toilet, they fell out of my hoodie pocket into the toilet while it was flushing. FML
Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML
Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML
Today, when I realized I'd forgot rice on the stove, I jumped off my chair and pulled off my headphones really fast. Now I've got burnt rice and broken headphones. FML
Today, I bought new earphones for my phone so I could finally listen to music again. Not an hour later I broke it. FML
Today, I was listening to music on my Bluetooth wireless headphones, when I put them around my neck to do something. Later, I put them back on to continue listening to my music. Even later on, I was looking for them and couldn't find them. I thought I had lost them, but then realized they were still on my head. FML
Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML
Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML
Today, I bought myself an MP3 player. Later, I was laying in bed, listening to music and eating a bowl of cereal, when I went to move the bowl of cereal on the bedside table for some shut eye. I dropped my MP3 player into the leftover milk. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
HawkingBeach 0
Why would you listen to your iPod while changing your child's diaper? Way to teach your kid poor manners early on.
allmidnighteyes 11
Brings a whole new meaning to shitty music like Brokencyde, Jeffree Star, and Millionaires...
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (132)
BeastieKnights 0
Just remember, unless you want sh*t-filled ears, DON'T listen to your iPod when changing a childs diaper.
qwertysad 0
This situation all depends on the song...
dimelowar 0
lmaooo toma
Firestar_fml 0
clean the shit out of your ears lol
urdirtyolduncle 15
haha
bigscarybunny95 0
the last sentance makes me want to hit you:p
writergirl23 19
Yup, and a brown ear
Sneekert 4
Dude, try to have some attention for your kid before it learn that you are a preoccupied zombie. YDI.
evebright 5
You should have been cooing at your baby instead of detached with ear buds. Nice parent you'll turn out to be.
hsRoseTyler5 14
Babies tend to have yellow or green poop...