Today, I was listening to my iPod while changing the diaper on my baby. One earbud fell out of my ear and onto the changing table so I quickly picked it up without looking and put it back in my ear, only to realize the headphone had fallen onto more than a table. I now have brown earphones. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was listening to my music on my phone through my Bluetooth wireless headphones. While listening, I turned my music and the power on my headphones off for a bit. I thought I'd lost them when I got home. They were so loosely fit over my ears that I felt like an idiot when I realized they were still on my head. FML
Today, I got new AirPods. As I was sitting on the toilet, they fell out of my hoodie pocket into the toilet while it was flushing. FML
Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML
Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML
Today, when I realized I'd forgot rice on the stove, I jumped off my chair and pulled off my headphones really fast. Now I've got burnt rice and broken headphones. FML
Today, I bought new earphones for my phone so I could finally listen to music again. Not an hour later I broke it. FML
Today, I was listening to music on my Bluetooth wireless headphones, when I put them around my neck to do something. Later, I put them back on to continue listening to my music. Even later on, I was looking for them and couldn't find them. I thought I had lost them, but then realized they were still on my head. FML
Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML
Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML
Today, I bought myself an MP3 player. Later, I was laying in bed, listening to music and eating a bowl of cereal, when I went to move the bowl of cereal on the bedside table for some shut eye. I dropped my MP3 player into the leftover milk. FML
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HawkingBeach 0
Why would you listen to your iPod while changing your child's diaper? Way to teach your kid poor manners early on.
allmidnighteyes 11
Brings a whole new meaning to shitty music like Brokencyde, Jeffree Star, and Millionaires...
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Comments (132)
ilikeu12 0
Lolz nice and a brown ear?
Jacquie_lynn 0
ewwwwwwwwww
Phr3Sh 0
I like BrokeNCYDE. x.x
allmidnighteyes 11
You do? You must lead a sad, sad life :'C
Phr3Sh 0
This is supposed to be a reply to #4, I'm sorry I forgot to click reply before commenting.
wtfismyfml 0
only a few songs are good the rest are purvey
Starchild21 3
Dance music is life
xXscream_girlXx 0
they were good until they got signed.
yisrab 0
Plexico is only the real one with a lowercase p
sman1234 0
thats your own fault for being retarded enough not to look where it fell. and if you picked it up does that mean you put your hand in it too?
TeeParty 0
Haha. What does your ear smell like?
Phr3Sh 0
I'm not a wanna-be emo, but my life is truly depressing.
pecacelovecheer 0
why are you listening to your ipod while changing your baby shouldn't you be paying attention to the baby
BladeYouStain 0
Obviously she was paying more attention to the baby since she put the crappy earphone in her ear. Besides, what's she going to hear that's so important if the baby is right there?
DameGreyWulf 1
This is why I use headphones, instead of earphones. Also, pay attention.
ItsAshxD 0
Maybe it's just ear wax? Yeah...no...