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Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend's present to me was that he actually flushed the toilet AND put the seat down. FML

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you've trained him well

FFML_314 12

At least he didn't leave your birthday present in the toilet.

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You have taught him well, Lord Vader... Nah, I'm sorry I feel your pain

that's something he should have been doing not just on your birthday!!

gosh

sounds like a keeper... (:

I say YDI because it's your b-day and you deserve nice things on your b-day.

Hahaha made me lol

icadragoon 11

We all know who's not getting a BJ for his bitlrthday. :P

Waahahhhhh, today my boyfriend did something dickish, but I wouldn't break up with him, because then I wouldn't have anything to bitch about and write stupid lame FMLs about...

crs121492 1

and the problem is?

I bet you can hardly wait for, Christmas!

Guys should do that regardless. And yes I am a guy.