suckishbf
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend's present to me was that he actually flushed the toilet AND put the seat down. FML
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iSitt 0
you've trained him well
FFML_314 12
At least he didn't leave your birthday present in the toilet.
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cldean24 4
I'd rather have one that cleans, cooks, or does the laundry. I can put the toilet seat down easily.
Garytt 0
does it matter to leave seat up?
The_Great_Zucchi 15
Your boyfriend is a piece of work. But stuff like this generally isn't an isolated incident. Don't put up with it. It won't get better...
maphineRAWRS 10
well what more could you ask for really?
ninjas27 0
wow way to go:)
Mrsgarcia 3
You've got it easy, today is my 19th birthday I'm on my period I have a stuffed nose, clogged ears and swollen tonsils. Anytime I get up I get light headed and puke oh and my mother forgot it was my birthday.
RacerX1695 1
Today, I read the most boring comment ever! FML.
mrmerino 0
ouch. last year my stepmom bitched at me on my birthday happy birthday then.
nimihyel 4
wow. he treats you too well.
annasakki 0
selfish, appreciate the fact you even got anything.
iR83 3
exchange him with a new boyfriend...
tief06 0
you deserved it bc you are still with the douche apparently.