suckishbf
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend's present to me was that he actually flushed the toilet AND put the seat down. FML
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iSitt 0
you've trained him well
FFML_314 12
At least he didn't leave your birthday present in the toilet.
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sincerely331 0
What more does she want from him? How about a REAL present for starters? Her birthday only comes once a year. Shesh, cheap ass ppl these days
Walshey93 10
it's my birthday too! twinnieees!!
HairArtist1989 0
haha nice!
capitalone 0
at least he remembered it was your birthday.
Qluz 3
roll over... speak! good boy!
Mattsta123 5
that is a wonderful birthday present take a picture
allmidnighteyes 11
lol. He shouldn't have to put the seat down for you. If you expect him to put it down for you following his every use, you should take the 0.5 seconds to put it up for him following your every use.
dreamering 16
I would say 0.6 seconds. I measured mine and it’s accurate. 0.6 seconds.
lizh_fml 9
thats not a very good argument, if you expect someone to do something in most circumstances you should be prepared to do it occassionally. Not if you expect me to do it, do it yourself!
instantmusic 4
This is a tired argument. The only solution is that both parties put the seat AND the lid down after they're done. Keeps ya from dropping things in too.
allmidnighteyes 11
Yeah, like children. I've dropped 15.73 too many a newborn in the toilet due to the seat and/or lid being up after use in my day. There should really be a PSA warning people about the dangers of dropping newborns in toilets.
sxldv8 0
time for a new boyfriend
dreamering 16
Yeeessss. Change your partners every time you piss or shit. No wonder your face is so “happy”.
sweet_candy_ 17
Awww what a nice guy. Does he have a brother?
deputy_g 5
wow
shell4981 1
sounds like my uncle! he thinks it a saintly act to lift the seat!