suckishbf
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend's present to me was that he actually flushed the toilet AND put the seat down. FML
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iSitt 0
you've trained him well
FFML_314 12
At least he didn't leave your birthday present in the toilet.
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Alekyork 0
Birthday advice! Get a new boyfriend. O_o. They're cheap.
angel55033 12
it only counts if he remembers to that every time from now on lol who wouldn't flush before that's just nasty, the seat down now that's progress ;)
dancerNsinger4li 0
awww what a sweet boyfriend....(cough) Not
mrmerino 0
awesome boyfriend :p happy birthday, I guess
21realistic 5
why are you dating a guy with bad bathroom habits? get a new boyfriend.
OfficeNinja 5
I was going to comment about the not flushing the toilet thing. I mean - who does that?? but then I saw you listed your location as "New Jersey" - and then it all made sense. YDI it for not only living there, but for dating a guy from there.
ShreddedPecker 2
Mega Dittos. That's the most courteous act I have heard coming out of New Jersey. It wouldn't matter to most New Jersey women since they never use, or least never sit on, a toilet.
pike1346 3
the economy is bad, haven't you heard?
dmantai 0
if that's the best he can do for your birthday why are you still with him. I have no sympathy for people who date jerks the complain about it.
chevybaby 0
sounds like its time for a new boyfriend
ShreddedPecker 2
Yep, it figures. Such a class act could only be celebrated in NEW JERSEY.